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MooseHorns237 · 23 March 2024

Granted, but you have to spin the thread from cotton you grew and proccess and then weave it all into cloth with a loom -- Then you can use the sewing machine!

I wish I could actually have ears that swivel.

Lenago · 23 March 2024

Granted, but your ears cant stop spinning, good luck sleeping with that....

I wish for a new top class fridge

Wuff-Wuff · 23 March 2024

Granted, but the AI system its fitted with keeps finding ways to contact you and guilt trip you about your food choices.

I wish I could run without ever losing stamina.

Spilo · 23 March 2024

Granted! But now you run out of stamina for any other activity, no matter how small, even something as simple as picking something off the ground.

I wish furries were muskier and smellier :P

Bunny Lvr · 23 March 2024

Granted, but they all turn into humans

I wish I could ride the train

Wuff-Wuff · 23 March 2024

Granted, but the train's way too big to fit....
Another bunny in it, it's large locomotive always being a popular attraction, so you have to sit on the top, clinging for dear life!

I wish I was free from external forces that make me act in a certain way

Bunny Lvr · 23 March 2024

Granted, but you have to eat macaroni and cheese

I wish I had 50 cent pork chops

Wuff-Wuff · 23 March 2024

Granted, but they are the size of a 50 cent coin.

I wish my eye sight was better

Bunny Lvr · 23 March 2024

Granted, but now you cannot see during the day, only at night

I wish I could dance

metatherat · 23 March 2024

Bunny Lvr said:
I wish I could dance

Okay, you can, but the only move you can make is the ratvolta. And you have to be a rat to pull it off, obviously

I wish @Bunny Lvr was a rat, so they could do the ratvolta.

Bunny Lvr · 23 March 2024

Granted, but she's dyslexic and becomes a puddle of tar

I wish I wasn't a puddle of tar

Spilo · 23 March 2024

Granted! Now you're a puddle of melted wax.

I wish @Bunny Lvr wasn't a puddle of melted wax

Bunny Lvr · 23 March 2024

Granted, but you must become ear wax

I wish bunnies could drive

Spilo · 23 March 2024

Bunny Lvr said:
Granted, but you must become ear wax

Yeah, you can stay a puddle of melted wax then :P

And granted! But they drive only if you satisfy their naughty needs.

I wish someone somewhere got pied in the face.

Bunny Lvr · 23 March 2024

Granted, but you get pied at the same time

I wish I had raspberry yogurt pie

Wuff-Wuff · 23 March 2024

Granted but the dough has ramson baked into it.

I wish I was a talented visual artist

Van · 23 March 2024

Granted but you can only draw sad clowns.

I wish I could shapeshift.

Bunny Lvr · 23 March 2024

Granted but it's only trapezoids and pentagram

I wish I could jump dirt bikes

metatherat · 24 March 2024

Bunny Lvr said:
I wish I could jump dirt bikes

You can, but the anthro dirt bikes call the cops and you get arrested.

I wish I had some honey. Ordinary honey.

Wuff-Wuff · 24 March 2024

Granted, by the Bees that made it follow you around constantly, calling you a thief in public.

I wish I could play the violin

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