The FP-Quiz Show

Oh MooseHorns, I'm afraid this time you're the only one who's wrong! Congratulations UnknownAspect and Meta! Also thanks for explaining the names origin ^w^

gives Unknown a pile of them for getting it right and Meta some water

Alright ne.... huh?!

the MooseHorns fans start to get unruly, saying to each others it must be BS

OwO .... ehm yes grips the hose tight next question

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Our cute squeeky friends the Dolphins have to surface to breathe. Now thats all fine and dandy, but how on earth do they sleep then?

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KAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOM!!!!!

Sorry, I think I pressed a little too hard, or was the button rigged against new participants?

B! B!! B!!

I dunno, 'cause sleeping with half your brain asleep and your other half awake sounds way cooler and way more metal than all the other options. Plus it sounds like a cool sona trait as well! :D
 
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Wuff-Wuff said:
Oh MooseHorns, I'm afraid this time you're the only one who's wrong! Congratulations UnknownAspect and Meta! Also thanks for explaining the names origin ^w^

gives Unknown a pile of them for getting it right and Meta some water
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Yaay! Some water! Now I, Meta, will not die of dehydration!
rat fingerguns
starts drinking the water from the rodent water bottle
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Wuff-Wuff said:
Our cute squeeky friends the Dolphins have to surface to breathe. Now thats all fine and dandy, but how on earth do they sleep then?

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Oh, uh wow! I am suddenly conflicted :O
I was going to select A, the cutest option, but now the hidden sleeping gills seem like such a fun UNIQUE SONA TRAIT that I am tempted to pick that one instead :O

Oh, I know! I pick AC. The other dolphins keep them up while they all have hidden sleeping gills! And if you think that is wrong, it's just because the sleeping gills are hidden so effectively that nobody has found them yet. Those wily dolphins!
nodnod

...if you are wondering why the other dolphins are still holding their buddies up even though that is not necessary since they have the hidden gills, the reason is obvious: they like snuggles. :3
 
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<Looks around, confused> I have fans? O.O

<Contemplates for a moment> I guess B, like a cat (or was it rabbits?), they sleep with only one side at a time. Do you think that means that have to sleep like, 20 hours a day? <Contemplates again>

Hey wait, if they get some water and stuff, will you make me some green tea? Cream, no sugar please :3
 
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MooseHorns237 said:
Hey wait, if they get some water and stuff, will you make me some green tea? Cream, no sugar please :3
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Ooh, do we have cream? Give me the cream, I want the cream. Everyone can watch while I eat the gameshow cream :3
licks edges of mouth and makes quiet 'yum' rat noises, clearly already imagining drinking the cream
 
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has overslept for the quiz and yawns while entering

Haah~ good morning contest- òwó hey! What are you doing here?

sees Moose filming Meta eating cream while he sips on green tea

No! Our ratings wil be ruined! What is this?!

ratings plumet while rat-ings skyrocket as I try to get the show back on track

Grrr uu the answer was B it's called unihemispheric slow-wave sleep <w< and dont you dare make a ruckus! It's too early in the morning for that!

points angrily at moose fans then sighs
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Next Question: What are baby bats called <3?

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Wuff-Wuff said:
has overslept for the quiz and yawns while entering

Haah~ good morning contest- òwó hey! What are you doing here?

sees Moose filming Meta eating cream while he sips on green tea

No! Our ratings wil be ruined! What is this?!
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This is a nature show segment of the game show, showcasing a rat engaging in foraging behavior. He found some cream, and is now eating it, a very fascinating tasty look into the life of a rat.

Please give more gameshow foods, I shall next use them to illustrate the natural symbiotic relrationship between gameshows and nature shows :3
Wuff-Wuff said:
ratings plumet while rat-ings skyrocket as I try to get the show back on track

Grrr uu the answer was B it's called unihemispheric slow-wave sleep
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Yes that's what I said. The..... unicorn half-balls, mmhm. They hold up the dolphins yes.... while they breathe with their gills yes. nodnod
Wuff-Wuff said:
Next Question: What are baby bats called <3?

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reflexively slams rat-hand on buzzer
pip pip pippippippip HUGAAK

.....eeee.... what's with the cave. Are there baby bats inside the cave? Will the baby bats fly into the studio and wrap their baby bat wings tightly against me so I can barely move? :O
....because they may, if they really want to.... ehe :3

Oh, right! The gameshow.... answer.... thingy.
I plan to teasingly call them 'stinkybutts'. Because of all the guano and stuff. :3
 
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Wuff-Wuff said:
has overslept for the quiz and yawns while entering

Haah~ good morning contest- òwó hey! What are you doing here?

sees Moose filming Meta eating cream while he sips on green tea

No! Our ratings wil be ruined! What is this?!

ratings plumet while rat-ings skyrocket as I try to get the show back on track

Grrr uu the answer was B it's called unihemispheric slow-wave sleep <w< and dont you dare make a ruckus! It's too early in the morning for that!

points angrily at moose fans then sighs
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Next Question: What are baby bats called <3?

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What are these, skunk droppings? Is it okay to poop in the studio? I sure hope so, since there are baby bats around!
 
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OwO dear Mr. The Rat, please refrain from pooping in the studio!

And as for you Mr Skunk ùou you are disqualified for this round! How dare you poop in the studio sett!

sees a technician bat rushing in

Hey! You get out! We need a janitor here!
 
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Upon close inspection, meaning close smell inspection, the droppings are found to actually belong to... the random monster that leaves droppings everywhere and lives inside the walls

Skunk has come back to the game, Rat has been disqualified for falsely accusing a contestant of an action he did not do :P
 
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Hey this is MY ... I mean SPARKY'S game show Mr Skunk uou you cant just go around disqualifying the contestants! Get back to your clearly not defunct buzzer

whispers into Spilo's ear

We would've disqualified and thrown him out long ago, but the viewers love him!
 
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Spilo said:
Skunk has come back to the game, Rat has been disqualified for falsely accusing a contestant of an action he did not do :P
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e!! I wasn't rattcusing anyone of anything >:I
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shows VERMIN LICENSE, comes back into the contest without asking for permission
Professional vermin. Do not try this at home, unless you are also a vermin. I which case do try it at home, and everywhere else for that matter :3
Wuff-Wuff said:
Hey this is MY ... I mean SPARKY'S game show Mr Skunk uou you cant just go around disqualifying the contestants! Get back to your clearny not defunct buzzer
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Yeah! No steal Sparky's important game show! I totally support Sparky, and not just because I got some cream at his show earlier :3
Speaking of which, is there any more cream?
Wuff-Wuff said:
whispers into Spilo's ear

We would've disqualified and thrown him out long ago, but the viewers love him!
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What are you whispering about over there? Is it about the cream? Is the cream arriving soon? Seriously, what's the cream situation, the situation regarding the cream.
 
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Spilo said:
But no love for the skunk 😞

Makes a scene worthy of a drama show, and vows to never return to the game. SHOCKING
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Oh oh, keep the camera's rolling! I smell big bucks!

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Nope the cream eating rat still brought in more viewers... damn, so close to rebranding!

dissapointedly takes down skunk decoration
 
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Damn it though Sparky! We cannot lose another contestant! I have a plan... oh yeah the answer was C. Pup I guess no one got it this round!

Bat technician tries to communicate something about Spilo being right but is inaudiable

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This one is for our special newcomer!

Moosefans cheer

No no no, the other! Mr Skunk! You see, skunks have a special way of warning others that they're going to get sprayed if they don't back down. What acrobatic act do they perform?
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Wuff-Wuff said:
No no no, the other! Mr Skunk! You see, skunks have a special way of warning others that they're going to get sprayed if they don't back down. What acrobatic act do they perform?
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Oh, I wasn't really listening to the question, I was focused on eating. But if you were offering a skunk roll, I would love one. I hope they are made with cream and black liquorice, they kind of sound like they might be! But other types of skunk pastries and breads are also ratceptable. As are other animal-type pastries, like bunny buns, opossum logs, squirrel nut breads....

starts drooling, clearly imagining all of the animal pastries

slowly returns to reality
mm.... rat raisin bread... uh, I mean, yah. :3
Also what's with the Rexona. That's not the kind of cream I was after, I have tried eating the stuff multiple times while out foraging and it tastes unpleasant :3
 
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I've brought the cavalary as requested! Where is the entrenched unit of squirrels armed with custard pies that wanted to rebel from the forest kingdom?

Wuff-Wuff said:
This one is for our special newcomer!

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No no no, the other! Mr Skunk! You see, skunks have a special way of warning others that they're going to get sprayed if they don't back down. What acrobatic act do they perform?
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Ah! I'll go with A! A fantastic party trick from Spilo, but I'm not sure it beats my musical burping!
 
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Whispers to myself as the contestants seem to think that the quiz questions are an excuse to talk about their personal accomplishments and weird world views on food and deodrant
God, or whatever divine being is responsable for this, why have you abandoned me and why must I suffer ;^;?
unknownaspect said:
Ah! I'll go with A! A fantastic party trick from Spilo, but I'm not sure it beats my musical burping!
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What Sparky? No! A talent show segment is the last thing we need! We're a quiz show, why would we-

lights go out while a single spotlight illuminates @unknownaspect

S... Sparky... what is going on?

a vocal microphone raises up from below the set as dramatic background music plays
 
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