Last Post Wins ][: The Resurgence
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<Stares, wide eyed at everything from behind the dumpster>
<Flips through the yellow pages under Therapist>
Also, could I join the band?
<Flips through the yellow pages under Therapist>
Also, could I join the band?
The fake tail detaches itself and puffs out skunk spray all over your face. Flies away while that happens :P
Reign? Rain? Terror?
Tilts head innocently All I did was grow some pretty butterfly wings and make all sorts of funsies happen :3
The rat-pee on your body fur magically turns into fresh bunny-pee instead while you sleep, and a bit of skunk-pee too for some reason Ah, I'm sure you'll love your new smell! :D
Hmm... @Bunny Lvr, and @Spilo, do you covet my rat-umbrella? You appratrently tried to claim it via scent marking, but it's MINE >:I
is also under the dumpster
gives you the urban scavenger fingerguns
What rat-umbrella? All I smell is bunny and skunk umbrella :P :P
The umbrella grows tired of your complaints and simply walks away
Bye bye Mr. Umbrella Waves goodbye
Why is everything about urine now!? This place is a mess! And it stinks! 
Want to make it about soap, then? :PWhy is everything about urine now!? This place is a mess! And it stinks!
Turns around in front of you, lifts my tail, and sprays you with nice smelling liquid soap
Why is everything about urine now!? This place is a mess! And it stinks!
Fear not Some Fox :D we're safe in the dumpster and... hmm.. come to think of it, it smells in here too :/ but we have found the perfect drummer for our band
points at moose playing old thrown away pots and pans
Wait owo he can do that?
Sorry. We animals communicate via scent, you know. For example, just by smelling you it is communicated to me that you are a smelly fox :3Why is everything about urine now!? This place is a mess! And it stinks!
Wait, a band? We're putting together a band? Dibs on the theremin! :3
Yeah :D! We'll ask Some Fox to write the most aginizing lyrics of all time (everyone loves a bit of depression and pain) and make the greatest bops the world has heard
You make Paganini envious Meta :'3
You make Paganini envious Meta :'3
Too bad the skunk doesn't make any renowned musician envious. The skunk sucks at music.
Excellent, this is an opportunity to incorporate some really experimental stuff into our repertoire :3
Ah dont worry Spilo! We can always call it Avant-Garde and complain that "the fans just dont get it"
Also, if that fails
The holy, the beautiful, the most important instrument of all! The Triangle!
Also, if that fails
The holy, the beautiful, the most important instrument of all! The Triangle!
Yaay! This is proving to be super unique. So far, we have the theremin and the triangle, sounds good. Which instrument will you be playing, Wuffy, and is there any reason it should not be the trumpet?
Ah, yes, the wildly rotating fox-horn. @Some Moron, that's your instrument choice locked down nodnod
Here's my first draft:
"Ah, pain and hurting and misery and blah blah"
You know what, you're right, we're gonna go big with this!
Aww hell yeah! :'D I'm already close to tears already thanks to those thought provoking words!
Also I got my human trumpet holder ^w^