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[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately @Spilo has trained us very well to adapt to the smell :D and 20 cm is enough to type this messagjkjglknrkjnbuhglkasolönoh, without typos

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately, you have just unwittingly summoned the demon lord Messagjkjglknrkjnbuhglkasolönoh, who is irate because he was in the middle of an youtube video.

 

[Faust]

Fortunately, he quickly realises that you've saved him from the severe embarrassment of accidentally releasing a video of himself twerking in a Japanese school uniform, surrounded by cute plushy narwhals.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Unfortunately it was going to be a sequel...

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Fortunately it was the 2nd most popular video on Pornhub that month

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately there was a deep fake made and it made it to number one

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately this resulted in a hilarious wave of copycat plush narwhal porn.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately the narwhal ran out of Viagra and their horns all went limp