NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Universe]

Granted but nobody can understand what they are saying

I wish I worked for the Organization without a cool acronym from Phineas and Ferb

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but they get suspicious of you being a mad scientist for having built a space station.

I wish I hadn't gone too fast on the motor way D: screw you traffic Pawlice and your damn cameras!

 

[metatherat]

Granted, you did not. But that is because there was a slugbus pileup on the freeway and you got stuck in a pool of mucus.
(A slugbus is like a catbus, but it is a slug. And a bus.)

I wish I could get my slugbus ticket refunded.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Granted, it's refunded in Slugbus credits that have to be used within the next 30 seconds



I wish DOM-ino's was the most popular pizza chain in town

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but it is also the only pizza chain in this no-horse town, and people of the town hate pizza.

I wish the DOM-ino's still stuck around, so I could scavenge for leftovers in the alleyway behind the restaurant.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but they, funnily enough, have a large selection of whips lying around and chase you away with with them!

I wish they opened a SUB-way next to the DOM-ino. Ying and yang, you know?

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Granted, but it burns down in a mysterious fire the day after because we can't have competition in this town ... unfortunate coincidence.

I wish @Lenago came to work at DOM-ino's, we need more delivery boys with top hats

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but the hatted one ends up taking all the delivery money for himself, putting DOM-ino's through a financial low!

I wish DOM-ino's would add "Post LenagO's cereal" part of this ballanced breakfast to their menu.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Granted, but people start doing really weird things with the O's



I wish sleeping sunbeams were mandatory installments for any building code

 

[Lenago]

Granted, but they are so sleepy that they don't actually do anything....

I wish to know who keeps stealing my Post LeganoO's cereal. Part of this ballanced breakfast.

 

[metatherat]

I wish to know who keeps stealing my Post LeganoO's cereal. Part of this ballanced breakfast.

Granted, you know who it was: it was EVERYONE

I wish I had some yogurt to go with this Post LeganoO's cereal

 

[OtheratheOtter]

Granted, but it's low fat, non-flavored Greek yogurt.

I wish I could have sex with Loona from Helluva Boss.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but the rodent language goes extinct and wall furs now speak dolphin

I wish I knew where all my Jäger went

 

[Chad Firepaws]

So, uh, I know it sounds rather uncanny, but..... checks genie-cam George Bush took it



I wish I could sleep all day for a living while having enough cash to live off of

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted :( but then you can't post here if you're asleep.

I wish Chad would at least post here at night :3

 

[metatherat]

Granted, he does, but all his posts read stuff like "zzzzzz", "graghmfh, hblh" or "mmhh.... come mhere, tassty preytato.... hoaah"

I wish I knew why and how George Bush took Bunny Lvr's Jäger.

 

[fusionx963]

granted, the answer's so shocking n horrifying, u get put on a watchlist

i wish i could budget my money easier

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but this means you have very little Money to make it easier D:

I wish being Furry was more important to todays society than money.

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but this results in a ton of adoptable mills :O

I wish people can get happy with their mass-produced furry adoptable sonas even if they are super generic and uninspired.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

People do, but we start feeling a bit uncomfortable being socially accepted D:

I wish we could have a new sona-esque fandom that is socially shunned :3