Transform the user above you into a (different?) species II: The transfuring

[metatherat]

(briefly logged in at work)

uses BUNNY MAGJIYYKS to cast RAT TRANSFORMATION
You are now one of the RAT FACTS RATS. Your new sona trait is that you traverse the furry world, dispensing RAT FACTS to everyone. If they do not want to hear RAT FACTS, you entice them with your grape soda smell until they are ready to receive some RAT FACTS. (You also make a great pet for all ages)

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Ohh beau lapin throws roses at you

I 'ave finally found out, what is missing from your life! Oui Oui! throws roses at other members mes chéries, regardez!

Le petit allmagne Spitzer! Oui! Your previous tro'nceformation gave it away! Le bendy baguette! Very german indeed! I am sure cette is what you were looking for! throws another rose at you

It could 'ave been rat too, but I'm pretty sure that it was not!

 

[metatherat]

Ohh beau lapin throws roses at you

I 'ave finally found out, what is missing from your life! Oui Oui! throws roses at other members mes chéries, regardez!

Le petit allmagne Spitzer! Oui! Your previous tro'nceformation gave it away! Le bendy baguette! Very german indeed! I am sure cette is what you were looking for! throws another rose at you

It could 'ave been rat too, but I'm pretty sure that it was not!

stands there with a :I expression as my face is pelted with roses repeatedly
Yes, very romantic, thank you.
...that one almost got a thorn in my eye. Alright, I see it is time to unleash my mysterious pup-powers.

NMS-azam!
You are now a submarine NMS rodent-doggo-warthog-thingy! Please pick up some kelp sacs for me, and also any underwater alien yogurt. Also try to figure out if there is sufficient customer base for a successful underwater alien hybrid rodent detective agency :3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Thanks for the new scent, grape soda smells good on me! As a thank you, you shall be the Pooper Scooper! No, not scooping poop, but dishing the deets on poop! It's an awesome job because 1. You are a bunny and 2. You get unlimited cecotropes to enjoy.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

NMS rodent-doggo-warthog-thingy reporting for duty Captain!

You won't like this, but I have found out that there is a surprise predator attack in the planning, Operation Urgent Furry! We must make preparations for an ambush at once!

Wabalaplamplam!

Giant swallowtail transformation go!

They will never expect the bird poop to attack them!

 

[metatherat]

walks in with a binder of POOP NOTES
Hay there! Did you know that as a NMS creature, you can be fed to encourage the formation and deposition of faecium crystals? It's true! Observe:
feeds you creature pellets

....oops. I knew I should not have stored those in the flask that used to hold NOSTALGIA POTION.
You are now a Meekins from Neopets! Your new special sona trait is meeking, presumably, and looking nervous all the time. You are also very very smol, in the world of today's screen resolutions.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

talks in a very calm and quiet voice, as to not offend anyone's ears

Oh dear~ things have changed quite a lot. Ehehe~ b... but that's ok! I haven't checked the NEODAQ in a while, ... b... but I'm sure my Neopoints will be enough to buy us all a safe accomodation in this scary new big world.

Oh but ... I wish I had a nostalgic friend in this scawy new world...

trips over the wand of wishing



Awww Meta the Puffle, you are very fluffy :3 and nostalgic!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Speaking of nostalgic pets:

You are now a unicorn chia pet!

 

[metatherat]

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Awww Meta the Puffle, you are very fluffy :3 and nostalgic!

Becomes a picky eater, because I am a purple puffle
sips at yogurt tentatively psh. this yogurt does not conform to my lofty puffle standards. I shall not eat it! for the love of ninkilim someone help me eaaooggh
starts dancing and blowing bubbles all over @Wuff-Wuff's nervous meekin' face
(I never played Club Penguin, I had to look all of this stuff up)

Anyhoo, check out this transformation bubble dance, the new puffle dance craze:

You, @Bunny Lvr, are now a Darkpaw pup from Everquest 2. Your sona traits are dodge, weave, spin, attaaack! And being kind of cute. Be careful, though. You are very low level, and there are a lot of powerful adventurers around, and they do not like you gnolls shedding fur all over Antonica.

 

[Spilo]

An ant

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

An epic termite soldier!

 

[metatherat]

eats ant yogurt gladly in the ant-nest's ant food storage chamber

@Wuff-Wuff, youu areee A dune spider! Also from EQ2.
Your sona traits are living in a desert and predation. Your favorite food is low-level adventurers. Your favorite music genre is desert rock.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Aww hell yeah, little ant dude! I know what to do with you!

tries to do the finger guns but just ends up pointing at you



Oh, no sorry, I was trying to change my playlist and accidentally typed in the transformation wish machine.
Wazaaaa!



Yeah-he dude! Radiation ants are sweet!

 

[metatherat]

duudeduu, dedodiduu, sway, sway
transformatioon daanceee~
uu, beibe, AUH!

You are now an Everquest 1 ant! Your sona traits are
checks loot drop list
Whipping stuff with your Tamer's Whip... and playing your Hanging Gong of Warning.... while wearing your Frigid Mittens. Yesyes.