Would You Rather...

I can transform them into a skunk, so being with someone I hate :3

WYR work as an cartoon company explosives tester or a cartoon company perfumes tester (may or may not induce TF)?
 
Wouldn't matter...if I hate them I will kill them soon and be alone eventually anyway...so alone in the end either way.
But at least I take out an asshole if I'm there with someone I hate so if I have to do this either way...let it benefit others as well.

Would you rather be all powerful but normal intelligence, or all knowing but human levels in every other way?
 
Excuse me sir, but can I be a feral innocent skunk in the second option? Human anything sucks 😇

WYR have sex with a xenomorph or a female Yautja :3
 
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COSTUME!!! Total fun and I hate black tie events so they deserve to mix things up anyway. I don't conform well. Shocker, eh? <giggle>

WYR live in the arctic or live in the desert?
 
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The arctic IS a desert. A cold one.
Anyway, I think I'd prefer a sandy warm desert, so long as I can live near an Oasis.

Would you rather eat a suspicious-looking sausage that MIGHT be horses' willy while the chef watches you with malicious glee, or guzzle down a plate of oysters that are all screaming and begging you to stop in cute little voices?
 
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The arctic IS a desert. A cold one.
Anyway, I think I'd prefer a sandy warm desert, so long as I can live near an Oasis.

Would you rather eat a suspicious-looking sausage that MIGHT be horses' willy while the chef watches you with malicious glee, or guzzle down a plate of oysters that are all screaming and begging you to stop in cute little voices?
I'm gay and furry AF, so of course I'll take the risk of eating horse's willy 😛

Would you rather be a Tanuki or a Kitsune?
 
Let's address both of these:

WYR have a never-ending supply of pizza or never-ending tacos?
If I didn't have my issues I'd take the pizza, but as my body currently stands... the tacos.

I'm gay and furry AF, so of course I'll take the risk of eating horse's willy 😛

Would you rather be a Tanuki or a Kitsune?
After a quick review of the folklore, it seems that Tanuki tend to fool people and make them look dumb, whereas kitsune tend to tempt people and lead them astray.

With that in mind, I'd rather be the Tanuki, no matter how many nut-shots I take from my marks.




Would you rather have...
  • a painting that makes you immortal,
  • a remote that lets you control any machine,
  • or a book that auto-translates all spoken and written languages?
 
Would you rather have...
  • a painting that makes you immortal,
  • a remote that lets you control any machine,
  • or a book that auto-translates all spoken and written languages?
Hmm... this immortality thing, does it also stop my body from aging and such. And protect it from injury? Because if not, it does not sound very appealing. Although the painting might potentially depict sexy rodent men.... that's a point in the painting's favor 🤔
The remote sounds useful but also kind of meh, I can already control all the machines that I want to control, essentially.
I guess as a librarian, I need to pick the book just on general principles :3
 
Hmm... this immortality thing, does it also stop my body from aging and such.
Traditionally, an immortal-making painting follows Dorian Grey rules. The picture is of you; you stay the same age; the image in the painting gets older; but if someone hurts the painting, you suffer the consequences.
 
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Traditionally, an immortal-making painting follows Dorian Grey rules. The picture is of you; you stay the same age; the image in the painting gets older; but if someone hurts the painting, you suffer the consequences.
It's dangerous to assume! Immortality is serious business. For all we know this painting of gay anthro rats just radiates magical immortality beams.

Also I furgot to post my own WYR thingy, so here goes:
If you were to have a magical immortality-causing furry painting painted, would you rather have it done by some random person from Deviantart's forums, or an AI?
 
Tough one. On one hand, if it’s something that I have to keep and display, give me real people’s art every time. But if, as is highly likely, the painting turns out to be cursed… well, it’s got to be AI, right?

I’ll take the rando’s art. Even if it comes out awful, at least I reckon it has about a 90% better chance of not being cursed.

Would you rather all your swimming costumes from now on were obviously made of slimy boiled spinach, or all your formal suits be made out of smelly kale?
 
Hmm, I don't go swimming at all, but do have swimming costumes for some reason... so I wouldn't mind them being of slimy boiled spinach, I won't use them 😜

Now, enough with the paintings!

Would you rather have paint-peeling farts like skunks, or acid vomit like The Fly?
 

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