Pretend to be the furson above

[Spilo]

"Squeak! :3"

 

[Mambi]

<wanders over confidently as birds and bugs drop from the skies behind him...>

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

<purrs> Aaaalright my dears, who put the catnip into my drink? You're oh so very cheeky for doing so~ Hah! Just kidding, Kitty did it himself <turns on some banger tunes> because it's the weekend, purrfect for partying!

 

[Mambi]

<purrs> Aaaalright my dears, who put the catnip into my drink? You're oh so very cheeky for doing so~ Hah! Just kidding, Kitty did it himself <turns on some banger tunes> because it's the weekend, purrfect for partying!

<lol> It's like you're peering into my soul...d'ya got cameras on me? Telepathic? <looks around paranoid>


<on all fours, runs in a circle playfully> Ohhh, ohhh...my tail's wagging so hard it's sore, but I'm having fun so rub me and nuzzle me!! <pants smiling>

 

[Cress Shade]

im bored so im bringing this thread back lol

<Takes a swig of a catnip cocktail> let's paaarty kitties feeling happy tonight!

 

[Spilo]

Does maid stuff, while dressed as maid ofc :3

 

[Mambi]

<does skunk stuff...while chasing a cat with an accidental paint stripe down it's back...>

 

[metatherat]

Oh no! My cute kitty paws have gotten firmly glued to the ground :P
teehee :3

 

[Mambi]

Oh no, as @metatherat ,my supercute tiny rat paws are covered in yogurt! Whatever can I do?? <starts licking them with a wild gleam in his eye>

 

[Spilo]

?

Anyway, ehem, as @Mambi proceeds to get high off @Spilo superadorable skunk tail

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Goodness, my skunk tail has been awefully popular as of late~ maybe I should start a tail huffing business :P

 

[Extra Floof Taur]

attempt (horrible) bri'ish accent Today is a gud day to naw have te go to de hospital The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why? innit ?

I'm sorry dad

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

clears throat ehem
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

nip nip tail

 

[metatherat]

Joins 200 discord servers and telegram channels, Bluesky, Twitter, X, Z, X, Y, W, Ä, Mastodon, Facebook, Tumblr, Livejournal, Myspace, Reddit, Grindr, Barq, Squeak, Heehaw....
wonders how he feels he is socially overwhelmed and running out of time constantly

 

[Spilo]

Nibbles some cheese

What's up, doc?

(wait, that's Bugs Bunny. expects to get sued by Warner Bros hehe! :3)

 

[Ravofox]

Munching on beans and spicy food.
Everyone in the room: evacuates, leaving a cloud of dust
Darn foxes!

 

[Spilo]

Gets captured by angry hens and hung upside-down with nothing but underwear after raiding a chicken coop

"Mphffff!!"

(translation: "Darn birds!")

 

[Extra Floof Taur]

clears throat ehem
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

nip nip tail

ok, you got me there, dad...

Gets captured by angry hens and hung upside-down with nothing but underwear after raiding a chicken coop

"Mphffff!!"

(translation: "Darn birds!")

aggressively play mexican music at taco restaurants

I'm so sorry pls don't hate me

 

[Spilo]

aggressively play mexican music at taco restaurants

I'm so sorry pls don't hate me

'Good morning Vietnam' starts playing loudly around the world when waking up

aggressively play mexican music at taco restaurants

I'm so sorry pls don't hate me

Don't worry, I found it funny xp it reminded of this but replace it with "El Zorrillo" instead

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