Ruin a character concept/description

[metatherat]

We are furries, so we luv creating characters and such, right. OCs, sonas, whathaveyou.

In this thread, each poster gives a short description of a character or character concept. The next poster then adds something to the description that ruins the character or makes it silly in some way. And also posts a character of their own for the next furson to ruin!

Right, here we go!:

Darkblood Ragepain, weasel mercenary! He is an orphan who escaped from a government torture laboratory as a teenager and decided to become a mercenary. He wears a crimson hoodie and wields a katana and can teleport. He is stronger and more cool and badass than your sona.

 

[Spilo]

Darkblood Ragepain, weasel mercenary! He is an orphan who escaped from a government torture laboratory as a teenager and decided to become a mercenary. He wears a crimson hoodie and wields a katana and can teleport. He is stronger and more cool and badass than your sona.

Well, he's a ~M U S T E L I D~ so I absolutely do not mind if he's stronger and more cool than my sona :3

However, he's extremely gassy. Sometimes his gassiness even interrupts his battles. Perhaps he's even gassier than a skunk

Okay, uh, my turn:

Sexy looking and suave fox that basically charms everybody with his looks and voice, hehehehe!

 

[metatherat]

Sexy looking and suave fox that basically charms everybody with his looks and voice, hehehehe!

Also he works as a sewer inspector. He also lives in the sewer. He doesn't meet people often.

A sexy horny bunny. Her name is Voluptia and he works as a glamorous glamour singer, at a glamorous upscale club. Glamorously. Her boobs are quite large.

 

[Spilo]

Her boobs are quite large

The boobs are fake boobs that she wears offstage :P

A giant anthro flower that smells good, is very nice, and will absolutely demolish your enemies by chomping them down into her gigantic gullet like a piranha plant!

 

[metatherat]

A giant anthro flower that smells good, is very nice, and will absolutely demolish your enemies by chomping them down into her gigantic gullet like a piranha plant!

However, she also has gigantic boobs. And all of the interactions with her tend to focus on the gigantic boobs, it's all about the plant-boobs, her other character traits get totally ignored due to the focus on the plant-boobs.

A cute little baby dragon who works in a bakery

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Although Sunrye had firey breath that helped with heating up hre oven, she was so incredibly clumbsy with breaking eggs that her creations always ended up with egg-shell pieces baked into them. Eww!

A well written and well spoken gerbil

 

[Spilo]

Leaves poop pellets everywhere

An insanely hyperactive ferret that's basically the Flash of the furry world

 

[metatherat]

An insanely hyperactive ferret that's basically the Flash of the furry world

The insanely hyperactive ferret has a glue fetish. He spends most of the time being firmly glued to stuff.

An ordinary fox. He is a generally cautious animal that prefers to avoid contact with humans and will flee a direct encounter rather than engage in confrontation. His peak activity occurs during the twilight hours of dawn and dusk.