Hornet, who kinda looks like he might be very smol. That's hot! (I am also very smol in this scenario).
Who is hotter:
"Elite" Toilet Soap frog,
or
The "DON'T BE NERVOUS" frog?
Who is Hotter
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Who is hotter:
"Elite" Toilet Soap frog,
or
The "DON'T BE NERVOUS" frog?
The soap frog, just look at that sensual pose!Hornet, who kinda looks like he might be very smol. That's hot! (I am also very smol in this scenario).
Who is hotter:
"Elite" Toilet Soap frog,
or
The "DON'T BE NERVOUS" frog?
Since we're doing old pictures:
Anubis, or
Reynard the Fox?
Reynard, no question :O
Just look at that sly pose. Also, Anubis is a total workaholic >:I
WIH:
this clearly anthro bear,
...or this clearly anthro raccoon? (Please ignore the feral raccoons on the right)
Are you kidding?!? Reynard the Fox is everywhere in our popular culture, he's the original archetype of anthropomorphic foxes and all things we consider foxy, he's almost like the great granddad of the modern furry fandom, his very essence still lives on in many modern fox characters, and overall he's so sexy and hot I would GUSH OVER HIM for HOURS with no end URGHHHHHHHHH
Reynard the Fox didn't need to be a God to be popular and so ingrained in our culture and collective psyche, so Reynard the Fox is definitely HOTTER!!
Doesn't ignore the very clearly feral raccoons, at allReynard, no question :O
Just look at that sly pose. Also, Anubis is a total workaholic >:I
WIH:
this clearly anthro bear,
...or this clearly anthro raccoon? (Please ignore the feral raccoons on the right)
C'mon, the fera- anthro raccoons are obviously superior :3
They are smart, incredibly naughty, opportunistic as hell, charismatic, their shape is amazing, their ringtails, their masked faces, their ears, and look at their grabby handsome looking paws that I would let them touch me with all day everyday. I mean, they can stand on their hind legs yeah, BUT, hear me out... they can also shift into four-wheel drive, woah! What's better than standing on FOUR legs?! Four is better than two, amirite!
also, p.s...Hornet, who kinda looks like he might be very smol. That's hot! (I am also very smol in this scenario).
Who is hotter:
"Elite" Toilet Soap frog,
or
The "DON'T BE NERVOUS" frog?
I would let the 'soap' frog rub its froggy foot on my face whenever it wants, it looks soooo sexy and yummy! Bet it smells swampy too
Gotta go with Fire, mostly because - ya know - cishet, but also I prefer the art style. Hard to beat Pixar.
Why do we say someone is 'on fire' anyway? Surely the fire is on them!