Assumptions
- Thread starter Van
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You probably murdered one of your rich royalty cousins for her money and all the adults are arguing about who did it and there's police and a waiter holding a plater of champagne and you're just in the corner, playing with a flowers and practicing your violin earlier and looking cute and perfectly innocent.
You got painted with luminescent paint so that cars won't crash into you at night :3
(they actually do coat the horns of moose with luminescent paint over here, but usually it's just the horns. I guess you fell into the paint vat or something)
(they actually do coat the horns of moose with luminescent paint over here, but usually it's just the horns. I guess you fell into the paint vat or something)
You most definitely did steal the yogurt, but it's hard to pin it onto you as the judical system for rats doesn't consider that a crime.
(also I had no idea about the luminescent horns :D that's such a good idea!)
(also I had no idea about the luminescent horns :D that's such a good idea!)
There is a sona color chart hovering over your shoulder at all times :O
You actually are a human, undercover as a rat. You sketch every furry and report to the anti furry agency every Thursday with a full report.
You were born from a scientific flavor experiment gone awry in a grape juice factory :3
You actually know you look wonderful but act like you don't know so people keep telling you that you are
