Fortunately, unfortunately

[Faust]

Unfortunately, that caused crime rates to surge, and a sudden loss of good TV procedural crime series.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunatley the increased crime inspired a new crime series

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately "crime series" in this context means a series of actual crimes... such as awooing without a license and awooing beyond what an awooing license authorizes

 

[Punji]

Fortunately, all the fines from this wave of unlawful awooing helped pay for much-needed renovations for city hall!

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Unfortunately, the city hired skunks role playing as snakes for the job. Their refusal to use their hands ended in shoddy craftsmanship

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately, the ants hired for the second attempt of city hall construction did a much better job

 

[Faust]

Unfortunately, they are army ants, so the city is now under martial law.

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately, this means that the streets are now slightly less covered in bodily fluids.

 

[Faust]

Fortunately, this means that the streets are now slightly less covered in bodily fluids.

Unfortunately, except blood.

 

[Spilo]

Fortunately, this means the anthro vampires can come out and feast on all the blood, cleaning the streets entirely

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately, it takes approximately 15 minutes for the streets to be just as filthy as they were before.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately this made driving cars impossible, causing accidents to plumet and the air to be much less toxic.

 

[Faust]

Unfortunately, while there were fewer car crashes, there were also less delivery trucks, so the economy crashed instead.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately the townsfolk all had a Vermin liscence and could go scurrying legally under furderal law, making the economy less of an issue for survival.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately, because of all the Vermin Liscenes, there was a chronic lack of yogurt

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately, an export agreement with Moo Mesa, the cow city, fixed the problem.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately the methane was so great it caught fire and boiled all the yogurt

 

[Mambi]

Fortunately @metatherat was there to eat the remaining tiny bit of yogurt that was only mildly warmed but still delectable to the taste.

 

[Spilo]

Unfortunately, the delectable to the taste thing only applied to people who liked beet, because the heat was still enough to alter the yogurt's original flavor to beet, and @metatherat was NOT one of those people. So he gagged every few seconds of eating the yogurt, unable to vomit, making it an unenjoyable experience.

 

[Guifrog]

Fortunately, the poor rat eventually managed to expel it through his expelling canal!