Once they're in a safe place, the 'rodents' all reach for their their backs and pull down a hidden zipper, revealing themselves to be skunks all along... bamboozling everyone and outsmarting rodents like they always do
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sniffs the cookie jar, realising he had smelled that distinct odour before
Dun dun duuuun!
It was the skunks all along OwO they ate our cookies?! D:
sniffs the jar again
Outstanding hints of spoiled cabbage this time around ûwû
Dun dun duuuun!
It was the skunks all along OwO they ate our cookies?! D:
sniffs the jar again
Outstanding hints of spoiled cabbage this time around ûwû
I knew it was the skunks.
Brushes cookie crumbs out my feathers.
Brushes cookie crumbs out my feathers.
Those skunk punks! I always said they couldn't be trusted! But nobody listened!
What the hell!? I only looked away for a second, and now my cookie has been tampered with!
This neighborhood isn't what it used to be!
Somebody, call pest control! But only the special branch for catching skunks dressed as rats!
This neighborhood isn't what it used to be!
Somebody, call pest control! But only the special branch for catching skunks dressed as rats!
Right, us actual rats are not the issue nodnod
eats the rest of the cookie
Hey!
I put the cookie down for 5 seconds while I look for the phone... and all I return to are crumbs!? You fluffy bastards!
That's it!
I'm breaking down into tears! Waaaaaaa!
I put the cookie down for 5 seconds while I look for the phone... and all I return to are crumbs!? You fluffy bastards!
That's it!
I'm breaking down into tears! Waaaaaaa!
Aw, don't break down into tears. Here, have some SYNTHETIC ALCHEMICIAL COOKIE POTION.I'm breaking down into to tears! Waaaaaaa!
You can't just ply me with magical potions and expect everything to be okay! These emotional scars shall run deep! I'll never trust again!
Ahh-hah! That is what you think!
throws TRUST IMMEDIATELY AGAIN POTION
Woah... 
What's going on!? Why are my eyes wet!? What's this alchemical stuff all over me!?
Ah, it doesn't matter! The rats are here, keeping us safe! I trust them completely!
Praise be to the rodents!
What's going on!? Why are my eyes wet!? What's this alchemical stuff all over me!?
Ah, it doesn't matter! The rats are here, keeping us safe! I trust them completely!
Praise be to the rodents!
Giggles Good thing I can not only tamper with cookies, but also others' potions while they're not looking
In no time @EndlessAnnoyance will begin praising skunks, and perhaps even sniff their behinds proudly :P
In no time @EndlessAnnoyance will begin praising skunks, and perhaps even sniff their behinds proudly :P
Ah :D that sounds like fun.
Wait a second, since when did @EndlessAnnoyance need a potion to be persuaded to do that :O?
Oh, and the pest control arrives, alright, just that they turn out to be skunks (how ironic) donning hazmat suits and gas masks. However, they immediately befriend the so-called punk skunks, simply because they were too charming and adorable for their own good, and feed them copious amounts of stinky cheese instead.
To be fair to the easily persuaded pest control Skunks: the punk skunks do have a great fashion taste.
Wow, are you psychic!? You probably are, skunks are practically divine beings. I'm now having the overwhelming compulsion to put my snout in your butt! It's not as dirty as it sounds...
:'3 I knew he always meant it as a sign of respectful fraternity when he called me buttsniffer!
Ah, we sure do!
Always so fashionable, so classy!
And is that a joint I see? How appropriate, just as 4/20 has passed. Smokin' and chillin' is another thing skunks outclass at!
Lifts skunk tail You may be able to!
Of course it's not dirty, our butts may smell, but not because they're dirty ;P