The FurryPile Poem

[Wuff-Wuff]

A random idea I had, not sure if it'll work well :3 but heck.
Rules: we start with one line, which the next poster ends with a rhyme. Then that furpal continues with a new line of text for the next poster to make up a Rhyme for. Sort of like:

User x: A

User y: A -> B

User z: B -> C

Here goes nothing!

There was once a Forum of the furry scene

 

[unknownaspect]

There was once a Forum of the furry scene

That one may access and view on a screen

 

[metatherat]

That one may access and view on a screen

Where puppies, kitties, skunks and rats

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Loved to eat yogurt out of massive vats

They played around, oh so merrily

 

[unknownaspect]

They played around, oh so merrily

Happy and smiling, oh so verily

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

(Oh @unknownaspect :3 can you also give us a new line of text to rhyme to? I've probably explained it poorly. But basically like this one:

Loved to eat yogurt out of massive vats

They played around, oh so merrily

The top was there to finish the rhyme of the previous post and the bottom for the next poster to rhyme to.)

 

[unknownaspect]

The badger had been soundly confused.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

By the topic rules that the dog used.

But it needn't be a bad omen.

 

[metatherat]

It need not cause any pain in the abdomen.

What matters is that everyone was fluffy

 

[Bunny Lvr]

When they forget to shave, they become scruffy

In the morning I will not forget

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

To ask my dad if he finally got his damn cigarettes

At least here I have found a home

 

[Bunny Lvr]

And naked, not needing a comb

A pile of fur makes me sneeze

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Under your dress I love seeing your... knees!

I guess I shouldn't go sticking my nose

 

[unknownaspect]

Where the rose may blossom and the lavender grows.

Though I do not know why I stand in this field.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Perhaps hoping it would yield

Some tasty invertebrates to eat

 

[Bunny Lvr]

But please, no more yogurt tasting of beet.

As the sun shines and the breezes blow

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Some members drool over an exposed toe!

But there is certainly no shaming here

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You can love feet without fear!

So take off those socks

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

No need for shoes, boots or crocs

We just want them free as a bird

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Animals are naked, have you heard?

Since bunnies are always horny,