The Vending Machine Mk. II

[metatherat]

puts in an unwashed sock I stole from someone and protected in my doggo bed for years

out comes a sizable laundry bill
the laundry bill turns out to be attached to the laundry pelican (nice sona idea) who has been using the vending machine as the headquarters of his laundry service

inserts eviction notice

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Easter Eggs


I put broken Easter eggs in

 

[MooseHorns237]

You get the ability to lay colorful eggs now, but they're all broken.

I insert white chocolate bunnies

 

[metatherat]

I insert white chocolate bunnies

you get the same chocolate bunnies, but they are now burping a lot, as if they had drank a lot of carbonated drinks

inserts rat-claw

 

[Spilo]

A clawed tiger paw jumps out of the machine and pins you down

Inserts a @Bunny Lvr's easter egg

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Gets a train locomotive out

Inserts a flat tire

 

[MooseHorns237]

You receive a full tire, but for the wrong vehicle

I push in a computer

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Get a cash register

Inserts a pecan pie

 

[metatherat]

You receive a pie pelican. There appears to have been some kind of an error, possibly

Inserts a sona reference chart

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Receives the sizing chart for all amusement parks in Europe written in hieroglyphics

I insert snakes, snails, and puppy dog tails

 

[metatherat]

I insert snakes, snails, and puppy dog tails

out comes a dog/snake/snail babyfur
"Will youuu beee myyy motherr", he hisses, mucuously

inserts 500 free sona art requests

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You get a pen and paper with a note saying "Do it yourself! Hmpf!"

inserts a bicycle

 

[metatherat]

inserts a bicycle

you get the bicycle which is now all mangled, with a dented soda can twisted around the handlebar

inserts the sona I have crappily drawn with the pen: a badass wolf who is the strongest in the universe and an orphan and he was experimented on in a laboratory and he is in a biker gang

 

[Bunny Lvr]

inserts the sona I have crappily drawn with the pen: a badass wolf who is the strongest in the universe and an orphan and he was experimented on in a laboratory and he is in a biker gang

You get a sketch how to build a nuclear reactor cooled with the fur from Koala Bears

inserts a broken keyboard and mouse pad

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You receive a touch pad... sorry :(

puts in the Mona Lisa that I totally didnt steal

 

[metatherat]

puts in the Mona Lisa that I totally didnt steal

out comes the pawlice

I insert a completely intact and luxurious mouse pad, one that any hip mouse would be glad to crash in

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes @Lenago hat, but with @Universe solar station with Alpha singing Reggae

I put in a ham sandwich with cheese, tomato, and vegamite

 

[Universe]

I got gold
I put in diamonds

 

[Styx(Eclipse)]

you get pure carbon

i put in Mjolnir

 

[metatherat]

i put in Mjolnir

You get Mjolnir back, but you fail to catch it and it destroys your wand of teleportation.
(....that was a nethack reference, ehe)

I insert a piece of paper that says 'please sir, may I have just a crumb of whatever this vending machine contains?'