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So a great moment just happened to me in GTA. Doing the Stunt Jumps in GTA: Online, and I complete one jump off in some mountains. I went a little too fast, and after the jump was completed, my car bounced and skidded off the side and went for a tumble down a steep cliff.

Right as this happened, Roundabout by Yes (the song commonly used in the To Be Continued meme) started playing on the radio. I'm not joking. It was fucking hilarious timing.
 
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I finally got a decent mugging to happen in GTA: Online after calling about three thousand muggers on people ever since hitting level 50. This is easily the best one I've had by far, and I'm still cracking up over it like the little shit I am.

This player was previously AFK for like FIVE MINUTES sitting in their car with the driver door totally exposed as I watched the mugger spawn right in the open with NO OBSTRUCTIONS between them and the door, and the game kept saying the mugger was "unable" to reach the player's location. Muggers are fucking USELESS...
 

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I apologize that this has to be split into three extremely shitty quality GIFs. It's the only way I could fit the whole thing in this post with the size limit.

I finally got a decent mugging to happen in GTA: Online after calling about three thousand muggers on people ever since hitting level 50. This is easily the best one I've had by far, and I'm still cracking up over it like the little shit I am.

This player was previously AFK for like FIVE MINUTES sitting in their car with the driver door totally exposed as I watched the mugger spawn right in the open with NO OBSTRUCTIONS between them and the door, and the game kept saying the mugger was "unable" to reach the player's location. Muggers are fucking USELESS...
Meanwhile, for context, this was not but about thirty seconds before. The player was literally sitting like this for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. What the FUCK is possibly obstructing the damn driver door?! I can literally just walk up and open the fucking door, you're telling me an NPC is unable to?? Muggers are frustratingly useless, I swear. I so wish we could fire them, were it not for the best mugging I've had so far happen right after this. This mugger would have been fired and unfired like Spiderman.
 

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Something random I enjoy doing in GTA: Online is stealing a police car and just following players around with the sirens on, chasing them through the streets (amongst the other legitimate cops) as an odd cop that's strangely a better driver than the others. I'll blare my sirens occasionally just like the others do, and if the player eventually stops, I just flip the sirens off but keep the lightbar on for a second. Then I just chirp and woop the sirens at them and casually drive away as though they just got "busted".

Why is there a cop Sergal chasing me?
 
So a minute ago I was pretty bored (as you might imagine from this story), playing with a couple of those plastic security strips that come in CD cases. I stuck them together in an X shape, getting it as reasonably perfect as I could. Then an idea came over me, I wanted to throw it across the room like a shruiken. It was a little awkward because it was so tiny, but I got it reasonably ready and threw it at the door of my closet across the room. I wasn't expecting to hit anywhere near the door, too be honest, or for it to even fly very far at all. I hit the door dead fucking center on the first try.

Yer a ninja, Harry...
 

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