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"Tampering." I could not "tamper" with the Whole of Existence if I wanted to. It changes too much on its own. Even now it has turned from the layers I describe earlier to something vaguely cuboid. No. I exist along its edges. I grow roots like the one you speak to, odd, hyperbiomechanical roots that exist merely to observe.

Say, can you bring me the "lawmakers" arrogant enough to believe they can enforce a "multiversal" law? I would like to show them the scale of even the single universe they are forced to inhabit at one time, the impossiblity of managing an empire on even a galactic level, forget the incomprehensible nature of an expanse that spreads entire different laws of physics, probability, and time. Oh, and I'd like my tools back before I'm forced to grow into your pocket dimension to reclaim the only set in the whole of Existence.
A ding goes off behind me. "And now I have a lock on your signature and have deadlocked all my pocket dimensions from your access. As for the 'Lawmakers' they are a council working in known reality to keep breaches like the ones your growths use to spy from shattering universes, and to keep them balanced in the Chaos so all known worlds don't wind up lost to the void cascade between points of active reality. The model may change, but the composition and connective point stay the same."
 
I give you and your council one warning. One multiversal truth. This is not a threat, this is not an act of aggression or war. This is the only statement that remains true throughout the whole of Existence even in its freshly-crested-and-valleyed shape.

All things must end.

We do not work against each other, if your goal is to keep the encroaching Nothing from reaching inward. I provide a stability that would be missing without my presence. I would be honored to be studied under less hostile circumstances, but know that our efforts, even if combined, are futile. As all things are.

Oh. And what you call "spying" is what another calls "science." I have lost care for the motive, and now merely observe. Give me my tools back, and I can show your Council maps of Existence that might best suit their uninformed attempts at preservation.
 
I give you and your council one warning. One multiversal truth. This is not a threat, this is not an act of aggression or war. This is the only statement that remains true throughout the whole of Existence even in its freshly-crested-and-valleyed shape.

All things must end.

We do not work against each other, if your goal is to keep the encroaching Nothing from reaching inward. I provide a stability that would be missing without my presence. I would be honored to be studied under less hostile circumstances, but know that our efforts, even if combined, are futile. As all things are.

Oh. And what you call "spying" is what another calls "science." I have lost care for the motive, and now merely observe. Give me my tools back, and I can show your Council maps of Existence that might best suit their uninformed attempts at preservation.
"Yeah, thing is, they don't listen to me, and I am not returning these tools to any you participating in this competition. Besides, you don't need them till you leave anyway. Anyway, let's bring this back down before someone screws with our stuff and makes a black hole or something."
 
And your arrogant Council has, predictably, yet failed to apprehend this one?
He is mostly harmless, but it is something to keep an eye on. The council doesn't govern my every movement, I am keeping an eye of this place at my discretion, not theirs.
 
I see. Well, more than usual.

Ah, there it is. I was expecting more advanced lockout mechanisms than this. You know, putting a blindfold on a robber does not impede their mostly sound-based ability to pick locks. Your lockout signature was attuned... not incorrectly? Incompletely. In essence you only created a fingerprint archive for one hand and all I had to do to be a completely new entity was use my other one. I have reclaimed my tools, and will bother your competition no longer. Goodbye! May your Council and I never meet!
 
I see. Well, more than usual.

Ah, there it is. I was expecting more advanced lockout mechanisms than this. You know, putting a blindfold on a robber does not impede their mostly sound-based ability to pick locks. Your lockout signature was attuned... not incorrectly? Incompletely. In essence you only created a fingerprint archive for one hand and all I had to do to be a completely new entity was use my other one. I have reclaimed my tools, and will bother your competition no longer. Goodbye! May your Council and I never meet!
Well then, maybe I will see you around the Cosmos at some point. Till our next communion.
 
Only the first part
Butt I actually won by doing the first part... cuz getting to do that is already winning in my book! You can't take that win away from me, can you? ;P

Also, phew, it smelled a bit (that's also winning fur me) :P :P
 
Butt I actually won by doing the first part... cuz getting to do that is already winning in my book! You can't take that win away from me, can you? ;P

Also, phew, it smelled a bit (that's also winning fur me) :P :P
You can win anything but this challenge, or a battle against me. Note, Can, not will.
 

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