The sona above you has been given detention at school, why?

metatherat said:
Oi! Scent marking should be a rodent right :O
this is specieism. I'll sue!
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Nu uh, scent marking is an animal thingy. Gatekeeping to one species IS specieism! My lawyer says, with which we win the case

metatherat said:
As for you, you got detention for rrweh-hing at your classmates and showing them your butt threateningly :O
(which looks a bit odd when a bat is doing it, but it's still scary)
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Oops, sorry, hehe, the skunk in me sometimes comes through :3

Now, you got detention for being a Karen and threatening to sue the school over getting bad grades.
 
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Spilo said:
Nu uh, scent marking is an animal thingy. Gatekeeping to one species IS specieism! My lawyer says, with which we win the case
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You got detention for leaving your new case unattended for nearly three minutes, causing a suspicious container alarm. BOMB! DRUGS! GUNS! ALARM! AWOOGA! JESUS CHRIST, EVERYONE INTO THE SAFE ROOM QUICK, DUCK AND COVER :O
 
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You got in detention for not sharing liquorice with, me... don't you know sharing is caring?

That's fine, I took a bite out of your liquorice anyway :3
 
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Spilo said:
You got in detention for not sharing liquorice with, me... don't you know sharing is caring?
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DETENTION!! for having your own foodstuffs in the school. What if someone had been allergic to liquorice? The school could be the target of a lawsuit right now :O Also some studies suggest that liquorice may result to lowered test scores. Think of the school's funding :O
 
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metatherat said:
DETENTION!! for having your own foodstuffs in the school. What if someone had been allergic to liquorice? The school could be the target of a lawsuit right now :O Also some studies suggest that liquorice may result to lowered test scores. Think of the school's funding :O
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Detention for..

Overthinking! :P
 
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Morgana Willowsett said:
Detention for not being in the school house with the awesome badger emblem!
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You mean Hufflepuff? Nooooooo, I always had a fascination of that house just cuz of the cool badger (literally the closest thing to a skunk)!!!

Btw, you got detention for tampering with the goblet of fire. You tried to put your name in it.

"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET?!!!" the principal asked, calmly.
 
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The Prime Minister, who happens to be a wolf, started an awoo (which is popular with the kiddies but banned in schools of course) during a visit to get on their good side, so naturally you joined in! Unfortunately, just because the PM did it doesn't get you off the hook😜😜
 
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Ravofox said:
The Prime Minister, who happens to be a wolf, started an awoo (which is popular with the kiddies but banned in schools of course) during a visit to get on their good side, so naturally you joined in! Unfortunately, just because the PM did it doesn't get you off the hook😜😜
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You had the nerve to point out how it is totally unfair that the political leadership can awoo and awroo as much as they like but the animal kids can't. DETENTION!
 
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Suggesting that there is something odd about sniffing the butts of your friends. That goes against our SCHOOL VALUES ✨
 
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Eating too loud during class

what, you thought it was for eating during class? nah, that's actually fully permitted, we're animols :3
 
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Refused to go into the rrweh room to rrweh. Rrwehhed repeatedly right there during class.
 
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