The fur above you gets called by the cops. Why? (inspired by Metatherat and Spilo)

[Spilo]

Made jokes too cheesy :P

 

[Morgana Willowsett]

Not made jokes cheesy enough! Can jokes be blue Stilton flavour?

 

[Spilo]

For crimes against furmanity!

(I really wanted to say that, hehe!)

 

[Cinderpelt]

stole the last sprinkled circle from the cops and through it away right in front of their faces.

 

[Ravofox]

stole the last sprinkled circle from the cops and through it away right in front of their faces.

You stole the Chaos emeralds!!

 

[Spilo]

You stole from a chicken coop.

What, I'm not stereotyping. It's such a fox thing to do :P

 

[sleepy kitty]

You shoplifted a paper clip from Staple's!!! :o

 

[Mambi]

Working with an elite team of gophers, you discretely excavate all the earth underneath a local pizza shop, and as phase two commences, four elephants lift each corner and walk off with the entire store...delivering it to a spare spot near your home. That's right, you literally shoplifted this time!!! <LOL>,

 

[Spilo]

Shoplifting? Lift?

Nah..

You opened a portal right under an ATM, and made it FALL into the comfort of your own room, becoming rich instantly!

Only you got caught because of the IRS :P

 

[sleepy kitty]

You didn't pay the pied piper!!

 

[Icepaw]

Neighbor filed a noise complaint and they want to know if that was you and if you also knocked over her potted plants

 

[Spilo]

For digging a den under someone's house

 

[Icepaw]

Mistaken for pepe from looney toons and the officers wanted your autograph. Officers may need glasses but who's to say

 

[Spilo]

Officers may need glasses but who's to say

And new noses, perhaps :P

Meanwhile, you got caught for stealing all of the cops' glasses from the pawlice stations.