is completely covered in the face by copious amounts of warm and sticky gooey frog saliva, frog mucus, and other substances, also lines of smell emanating from it and thick strands falling off my face and body eee, it's a bit smelly coughcough :P
Also
Skunks farting. Farting skunks, polluting the atmosphere with their deliciously stinky smells. Skunk fart smell is goood, skunk fart smell is the best smell, better than flowers actually. Flatulent skunk gases entering people's nostrils without permission. Skunks spraying. Skunk spray everywhere. Skunks spraying evil companies' offices, corrosive spray, making them reek, rendering them unusable. Skunks spraying EVIL politicians, techbros, billionaires and corpo men.Skunks spraying EVIL politicians, techbros, billionaires and corpo men down to HELL, so they reek of skunk flatulence, skunk spray, and sharts, even down there. Stinking to high heaven. Skunks spraying politicians, techbros and billionaires is GOOD and morally acceptable, it's the RIGHT THING to DO, in fact! :3 Skunks. Smelly skunks. So open your nostrils, take a DEEEEEP BREATH. SKUNK.