Predators Vs. Prey

[Guifrog]

on you'll be a natural at the whimsical humour we cherish so much here :D

Perthe dogman said, you're accustoming REALLY well to the furry forum life, way too well for a beginner XP XP

Uhhh, yeah, furries tend to lean towards that kinda humor, hehe
In any case, I absolutely believe that frog in your profile picture does that! And YES, your frog-wife would loooove that!

In no time you'll be full fledged furry, with abilities of your own, humor of your own (hopefully less scatological :p), and whimsy of your own :

This does not seem right, and the more I try to correct my attempt to quote you critter-folks, the worse it gets. Please bear with me.

I just wanted to mention that my wife is old-fashioned and prefers her handwritten notes and rotary phone, but she chuckled at that gap-toothed critter in my picture when I managed to show her. Said it reminded her of my dear departed uncle.

 

[Spilo]

This does not seem right, and the more I try to correct my attempt to quote you critter-folks, the worse it gets. Please bear with me.

I just wanted to mention that my wife is old-fashioned and prefers her handwritten notes and rotary phone, but she chuckled at that gap-toothed critter in my picture when I managed to show her. Said it reminded her of my dear departed uncle.

OwO What in the QUOTE TARNATION @$w#)!!?

I mean, it's alright, we will with you and send you a bear :3

I just wanted to mention that my wife is old-fashioned and prefers her handwritten notes and rotary phone, but she chuckled at that gap-toothed critter in my picture when I managed to show her. Said it reminded her of my dear departed uncle.

Awww!! That is an adorable story, tell your non-furry old-fashioned wife that a smelly skunk on the internet says hi

 

[metatherat]

This does not seem right, and the more I try to correct my attempt to quote you critter-folks, the worse it gets. Please bear with me.

I just wanted to mention that my wife is old-fashioned and prefers her handwritten notes and rotary phone, but she chuckled at that gap-toothed critter in my picture when I managed to show her. Said it reminded her of my dear departed uncle.

The rotary phone is very useful, but communication technology has developed in leaps recently. I personally recommend the Nokia 3310 for all of your voice communication needs :3

 

[BenTheVaporeon]

its Thursday and 555

 

[metatherat]

its Thursday and 555

throws FIVE POTION

 

[BenTheVaporeon]

throws FIVE POTION

"5555555555555555555555555555555"

 

[metatherat]

"5555555555555555555555555555555"

wow it was so potent :3

 

[Guifrog]

OwO What in the QUOTE TARNATION @$w#)!!?

I mean, it's alright, we will with you and send you a bear :3


Awww!! That is an adorable story, tell your non-furry old-fashioned wife that a smelly skunk on the internet says hi

Wife? I'm gay and disinterested
Thanks for the bear tho

"5555555555555555555555555555555"

reads FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

 

[metatherat]

Wife? I'm gay and disinterested
Thanks for the bear tho

Haii, Guii :3
You missed a new frog furpal who was here yesterday, his sona was really sexxay :P

reads FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

fufafofufifififififfifififififhufife

 

[Guifrog]

Haii, Guii :3
You missed a new frog furpal who was here yesterday, his sona was really sexxay :P

fufafofufifififififfifififififhufife

AAAAAAA a fellow frog?! That's automatic 'sexxay' in my book, we don't see them often
Also I woke up today with that kinda headache like I've gone through the most bizarre acid trip ever

 

[metatherat]

AAAAAAA a fellow frog?! That's automatic 'sexxay' in my book, we don't see them often
Also I woke up today with that kinda headache like I've gone through the most bizarre acid trip ever

You probably shouldn't lick your own forehead :P

 

[Guifrog]

You probably shouldn't lick your own forehead :P

That's a hard habit to break D:

 

[metatherat]

That's a hard habit to break D:

gives ARTIFICIAL NON-TOXIC REPLACEMENT FROG-HEAD MODEL FOR LICKING PURPOSES

 

[Guifrog]

gives ARTIFICIAL NON-TOXIC REPLACEMENT FROG-HEAD MODEL FOR LICKING PURPOSES

tilts head
tongue-hugs the frog-head model
dribbles it with the tongue
practices tongue-punches on it
has fun doing lots of things I couldn't before

 

[metatherat]

tilts head
tongue-hugs the frog-head model
dribbles it with the tongue
practices tongue-punches on it
has fun doing lots of things I couldn't before

a nun bunny watches with shock

 

[Guifrog]

And this is from last night

I put a surprise box close to the smol relaxing area of the town and waited. I wasn't expecting it to drive the two different back-to-back reactions it caused, and ended up recording two videos, then I merged them both. Toxtricity is a handsome hilarious pokémon, by the way.

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[metatherat]

And this is from last night

I put a surprise box close to the smol relaxing area of the town and waited. I wasn't expecting it to drive the two different back-to-back reactions it caused, and ended up recording two videos, then I merged them both. Toxtricity is a handsome hilarious pokémon, by the way.

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Silly bulba :P
Also the poor sleepy pokés were alarmed :O
throws SLEEPING NOOK POTION

 

[Spilo]

Wife? I'm gay and disinterested
Thanks for the bear tho

Wha-? Whu-? H-How can one be gay and not interested in da gay UwO Mindblown XD

Haii, Guii :3
You missed a new frog furpal who was here yesterday, his sona was really sexxay :P

That he was!!
I was imagining all the farts he let rip, and all the crass things he does sighs dreamily

You probably shouldn't lick your own forehead :P

That's a hard habit to break D:

He can lick me and my skunk-tail instead :3

Fee Fi Fo Fum! You're all gonna smell like MY bum!! Brrrpt

tilts head
tongue-hugs the frog-head model
dribbles it with the tongue
practices tongue-punches on it
has fun doing lots of things I couldn't before

OwO Has already idea of what that could entice... from previous experience :P

Loooots of saliva that's fur sure!

And this is from last night

I put a surprise box close to the smol relaxing area of the town and waited. I wasn't expecting it to drive the two different back-to-back reactions it caused, and ended up recording two videos, then I merged them both. Toxtricity is a handsome hilarious pokémon, by the way.

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Toxtricity already has a wordplay of 'Toxic', that's automatically a HANDSOME in my book!! >:P

Silly bulba :P
Also the poor sleepy pokés were alarmed :O
throws SLEEPING NOOK POTION

A sleepy Tom Nook passes through the landscapes of Pokopia

"Oops! Excuse me, wrong videogame"

he says before charging everyone 100 bells

 

[Guifrog]

Silly bulba :P
Also the poor sleepy pokés were alarmed :O
throws SLEEPING NOOK POTION

The way he took his time before falling on his side really caught me

Wha-? Whu-? H-How can one be gay and not interested in da gay UwO Mindblown XD

As in, at least in my case, not being interested in relationships/romance. Which I guess kinda makes me naughty...

That he was!!
I was imagining all the farts he let rip, and all the crass things he does sighs dreamily

We are not really known for our finesse and elegance, that's for sure lol

OwO Has already idea of what that could entice... from previous experience :P

Loooots of saliva that's fur sure!

Gooooooeyfrog

Toxtricity already has a wordplay of 'Toxic', that's automatically a HANDSOME in my book!! >:P

 

[Spilo]

As in, at least in my case, not being interested in relationships/romance. Which I guess kinda makes me naughty...

Okay, naughty frog :3

Am naughty skonk, hehe xp

We are not really known for our finesse and elegance, that's for sure lol

Oh, c'mon, what about the dancing 'Hello my baby, Hello my darling' frog :P :P

Gooooooeyfrog

Is suddenly all goooey just from reading that whuho!

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WH-UGH-AH @W@

Legs turn jelly