Out comes an Oscar! Wow! Ah... no wait, this is a gold-plated dildo in the shape of Jeff Bezos. Easy mistake to make.
In goes Jeff Bezos' fursona designs.
In goes Jeff Bezos' fursona designs.
The Vending Machine Mk. II
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Out comes a low-angle picture of a sunglasses-wearing ape staring stoically at the horizon. Behind him stands an impressive tall warehouse and a green chart arrow pointing upwards signifying a rising trend of some sort and two giant hands in the middle of a business handshake. He's so cool and successful and stock photo of a businessman. And stronger than your sona.
I insert Jeff Bezos as a cute pink baby bunny.
I insert Jeff Bezos as a cute pink baby bunny.
Out comes the Rabbit of Caerbannog, who somehow looks like a reasonable nice chap when sitting next to the Bezos Bunny.
I insert Stinko Musk, the stinkiest of all sonas who is surprisingly bad at Path of Exile!
I insert Stinko Musk, the stinkiest of all sonas who is surprisingly bad at Path of Exile!
Out comes a clearly AI-generated video of Stinko absolutely dominating in Path of Exile while the chief executives of Nintendo, Steam and EA Games bow down before him in awe. This immediately runs to the nearest Internet cafe on thousands of tiny little legs and posts itself on X.
In goes a car that looks like it was made out of lego, and is twice as painful to step on.
In goes a car that looks like it was made out of lego, and is twice as painful to step on.
Out comes a car owner who insists that they actually really love pain and cars that look like they were made of lego, and actually wanted to not have any fingers, and anyone who claims to prefer having fingers is actually just envious.
What? Nothing inserted :O
Out comes me! :D
I insert a pic of me, since the machine will miss meh :P
Out comes me! :D
I insert a pic of me, since the machine will miss meh :P
Out comes a picture of a sexxay femboy skunk who is lounging on a duvet surrounded by hearts.
I insert some wedges under the machine, so animols around it won't have to rely on it missing them should it start to fall down.
Out comes me who gives you a wedgie
I insert 55 blue diamonds
I insert 55 blue diamonds
Out I come, saying "thank you for making me almost as rich as Lenago" profusely while giving you a hug
I insert a home insurance document :3
I insert a home insurance document :3
Out comes a single hand, palm up, awaiting every bit of cash you have while holding millions in a locked case without shame.
I insert a lit stick of dynamite...screw greedy insurance companies. <extends claws and scratches the hand with a quick swipe first for kicks>
I insert a lit stick of dynamite...screw greedy insurance companies. <extends claws and scratches the hand with a quick swipe first for kicks>
Out comes the mean local pawlice, who are in the insurance companies' pocket :O
I insert a modern day Robin Hood (he is still a fox, just like the traditional Robin Hood, but he has a smartphone)
I insert a modern day Robin Hood (he is still a fox, just like the traditional Robin Hood, but he has a smartphone)
Out comes me, in a crappy fox onesie made up of scraps and garbage. That be moi, my new stories shall be known as Le Roman de Re-Mouffete!
What, wrong character? Nevermind I also steal your wallet :3
I insert the money of the rich, hehehehe!
What, wrong character? Nevermind I also steal your wallet :3
I insert the money of the rich, hehehehe!
Out comes a single can of Mediocre Cola. All this inflation is crazy :O
I insert some LOOSE CHANGE POTION.
I insert some LOOSE CHANGE POTION.
Out comes a mechanical gloved hand that gives pets
I insert... myself! >:3
I insert... myself! >:3
Out comes you, now transformed into a rat. Thanks to the new RAT TRANSFORMATION COLA! The new cola with the scurrytastic ratfertaste. 9 out of 10 rat dentists and plumbers recommend RAT TRANSFORMATION COLA! Taste the rodent~, by having yourself a can of RAT TRANSFORMATION COLA!
I insert a request for an early payment of my advertiser's fee for RAT TRANSFORMATION COLA!
I insert a request for an early payment of my advertiser's fee for RAT TRANSFORMATION COLA!
The RAT TRANSFORMATION COLA is suddenly and unfortunately banned by Furry health agencies over containing Yellow No. 5 and Red No. 40, taken off shelves immediately. Fortunately, it is replaced by the all new and all improved SKUNK TRANSFORMATION COLA, excellent for a hot summer... SKUNK TRANSFORMATION COLA, taste the skunk. Side skunkffects of course included SKUNK TRANSFORMATION, but everybody loves being skunk, so share the skunk by drinking a can of SKUNK TRANSFORMATION COLA a day, recommended by skunk health experts, and passing the 'BLAST' :P
Unfortunately and due to previous events, you get an expired check due to the retirement of RAT TRANSFORMATION COLA
Fortunately out comes a can of SKUNK TRANSFORMATION COLA DELUXE JUMBO EDITION along with it