The Vending Machine Mk. II
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You get a boy running away, yelling about Lassie getting stuck in a vending machine. What a fresh twist!
I insert 200 additional movies, comics, television series and videogames of the Lassie mythos, where the formula is that Lassie gets stuck in various things.
I insert 200 additional movies, comics, television series and videogames of the Lassie mythos, where the formula is that Lassie gets stuck in various things.
You receive an Oscar 
I insert my mint DVD copy of Ratatoing, carefully
I insert my mint DVD copy of Ratatoing, carefully
Out comes a long and dramatic Ratatoing/Ratatouille fanfiction crossover story, where Marcelle Toing and Remy have a torrid homosexual relationship while pursuing a rivalry as cooks.
I insert an additional fanfiction story building upon the previous one, where there are aliens for some reason.
I insert an additional fanfiction story building upon the previous one, where there are aliens for some reason.
I've always wondered, is that pronounced Rata-too-ing, as in 'doing Ratatoo', or is it rata-toing, to rhyme with 'Boing'?
Out comes Roger Ebert with a machete, screaming "Don't encourage them! I have to review this excrement!"
In goes a Strange Æon.
Out comes a birthday cake HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I insert my hotel key
I insert my hotel key
Out come the New York Mets. Oh, and the Yankees too!
In goes a party-size pack of prophylactics.
In goes a party-size pack of prophylactics.
Put comes the Red Sox with brooms sweeping the series
I pour in like warm oatmeal with brown sugar
I pour in like warm oatmeal with brown sugar
Out comes a mischief of happy and fed rats. "Thanks for the edible goop!", one of them squeaks.
I insert an anthro squirrel pelt (NOTE: the anthro squirrel pelt was ethically acquired, the squirrel had lived a full and happy life and had donated his pelt willingly so that it could be used as currency)
I insert an anthro squirrel pelt (NOTE: the anthro squirrel pelt was ethically acquired, the squirrel had lived a full and happy life and had donated his pelt willingly so that it could be used as currency)
The English Dub pronounces it as the Boing rhyme :3
Out comes....nothing?
I insert a serving of british Breakfast ^w^
bang
Outch! Where did that flying stick come from? :'(
Out comes an ad for a new penis-lengthening machine.
I put in an iron weight on a chain.
I put in an iron weight on a chain.
Out comes an invoice for the yearly subscription at GYMBROS gym you forgot to cancel.
I insert a character sheet for my furniture sona "couch-san"; the furniture fandom takes descriptiveness in regards to softness very seriously and loves a good sitting kink.
I insert a character sheet for my furniture sona "couch-san"; the furniture fandom takes descriptiveness in regards to softness very seriously and loves a good sitting kink.
Out comes an oversized chair so plush that when you sit you cannot get out
Out come a bunch of Finnish animals, who are seeking to attend some music festival. Weirrdd :O
I insert a 95% off coupon for RAT TRANSFORMATION POTIONS (definitely not a clever ploy to transform others into rats)
I insert a 95% off coupon for RAT TRANSFORMATION POTIONS (definitely not a clever ploy to transform others into rats)
Out comes thousands of normal looking spray deodorants
It's not what you want, so you immediately sell them off cheap or give them out for free, not knowing they were filled with SKUNK TRANSFORMATION SPRAY and that it was all a ploy to transform others into skunks instead
I mean- inserts 50scents :3
It's not what you want, so you immediately sell them off cheap or give them out for free, not knowing they were filled with SKUNK TRANSFORMATION SPRAY and that it was all a ploy to transform others into skunks instead
I mean- inserts 50
Out comes the album "Get Skunked or Die Tryin'" and 9 bullets.
I insert the new and improved SKUNK SPRAY; it can tag the streets without being seen by the Police, however the Pawlice can sniff it out.
I insert the new and improved SKUNK SPRAY; it can tag the streets without being seen by the Police, however the Pawlice can sniff it out.