out comes a mischief of BIRTHDAY-WISHING RATS :3
(I am one of the BIRTHDAY-WISHING RATS)

I insert a birthday christmas easter midsummer cake.
 
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Out comes a FAT AS FUCK skunk, who just ate the gigantic birthday cake and is now rubbing his skunk-belly heehhehehe

I insert an absolute unit of a skunk
 
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inserts a hangover
 
Out comes a hair of the dog that bit you, followed by the rest of the ginormous, hirsute dog.

I insert an anti-mauling muzzle.
 
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Out comes a very happy-looking Gadget Hackwrench with a suspicious bulge in her leisure day pants.

In goes a big slab of Monterey Jack.
 
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Out comes a mummified mouse. You are so cursed, strewth! :O

I insert a rodent detective who has gone undercover as a rodent cabaret singer.
 
Out comes an adorable sweet skunk, the detective being tricked by the Vending Machine skunks into drinking SKUNK TRANSFORMATION POTION

I insert... a dollar bill! :3

Shocking, right? After so many things being introduced into this gosh damn vending machine
 
Out comes little-known Batman villain, the Penny Plunderer, who dashes straight to the nearest change machine and stuffs the dollar in while cackling maniacally:

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In goes the giant penny from the BatCave.
 

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