The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Bunny Lvr]

Out slides a birthday cake

inserts birthday candles

 

[metatherat]

out comes a mischief of BIRTHDAY-WISHING RATS :3
(I am one of the BIRTHDAY-WISHING RATS)

I insert a birthday christmas easter midsummer cake.

 

[Spilo]

Out comes a FAT AS FUCK skunk, who just ate the gigantic birthday cake and is now rubbing his skunk-belly heehhehehe

I insert an absolute unit of a skunk

 

[Bunny Lvr]

inserts a hangover

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a hair of the dog that bit you, followed by the rest of the ginormous, hirsute dog.

I insert an anti-mauling muzzle.

 

[Faust]

Out come a massive crowd of terrified Aunties, who probably misheard you.

I insert the button for a doomsday device.

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a snazzy doomsday vest.

I insert a zipper for leisure day pants.

 

[Faust]

Out comes a very happy-looking Gadget Hackwrench with a suspicious bulge in her leisure day pants.

In goes a big slab of Monterey Jack.

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a mummified mouse. You are so cursed, strewth! :O

I insert a rodent detective who has gone undercover as a rodent cabaret singer.

 

[Spilo]

Out comes an adorable sweet skunk, the detective being tricked by the Vending Machine skunks into drinking SKUNK TRANSFORMATION POTION

I insert... a dollar bill! :3

Shocking, right? After so many things being introduced into this gosh damn vending machine

 

[Faust]

Out comes little-known Batman villain, the Penny Plunderer, who dashes straight to the nearest change machine and stuffs the dollar in while cackling maniacally:



In goes the giant penny from the BatCave.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a dress, panties, and socks.

inserts a snow bank

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a snow burglar.

I insert a call to the snow pawlice.