Answer the Question Below You

[Bunny Lvr]

What did your Easter basket look like?

Unicorn poop and rainbows

 

[Mambi]

Unicorn poop and rainbows

What's all that's left of their village after the Smurfs were decimated in the 'corn wars of '94?

A hooded prisoner gassed out of his mind in a pink fluffy dungeon playing Barney's "I love you" on repeat.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

How do you make someone give me yogurt?

Tree house with a trap door

 

[metatherat]

What is the biggest house with amenities that I can afford?

A full body rubber rat-suit.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

What is the best way to attract a mate?

Bunny kisses

 

[metatherat]

What should be the central theme of this year's Easter celebrations?

RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

What was spilled at Easter dinner last year causing the party to be devoured in mere seconds?

The fly xl260 covered in glitter

 

[Faust]

If Jeff Goldblum came out as gay, how should we celebrate his early movie career?

Hangry in Hamburg.

 

[Zaxalightning]

What’s the dumbest fuckin movie title you could think of?

No Soggy Bottoms.

 

[Faust]

What does the sign outside the Guild of Bakers' annual swinger party say?

Thunder, lightning and methane.

 

[metatherat]

What are the worst superpower themes for the young heroes of a cartoon where young eco-warriors fight polluting villains?

My dreaams. Of conquest!

 

[Zaxalightning]

Why on God’s green earth did you steal my mini-cape?

Anywhere other than Boston.

 

[Faust]

Where in the world is it safe to scream at the top of your lungs 'Boston Sucks!'

Pink scales, rainbow-coloured horns and wings in the shape of rainbows.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

If Sarah were to go punk, what would she look like?

Broken glass floating in a pool of semen

 

[Mambi]

What did the set of Jersey Shore look like after filming?

Maniacally laughing while jumping into a volcano.

 

[Zaxalightning]

What would the ideal way to break up be?

Pippin from Lord of the Rings and Bulls legend Scottie Pippen.

 

[Mambi]

Who are the new backup singers to Gladys Knight?

Holding your breath and getting your face sat on by an elephantine sumo wrestler.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

What is a kinky way to be asphyxiated?

Underwater, naked, on fire

 

[Zaxalightning]

What’s the way I actually broke up with my ex?

Joel Robinson from Mystery Science Theater 3000.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Who was your ex?

Dragon scales glowing in the sunlight