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Fortunately you ate them thinking the label said GUM LOGS instead of GOOD LOOKS and now you look like The Horny Bunny
Fortunately you ate them thinking the label said GUM LOGS instead of GOOD LOOKS and now you look like The Horny Bunny
Unfortunately, a bunny face on a rat looks extremely creepy.
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Hey actually he does pull it off...
Unfortunately Jeff Goldblum was never hired to star as a bunny! The loss of potential was depressing to say the least
Hey actually he does pull it off...
Unfortunately Jeff Goldblum was never hired to star as a bunny! The loss of potential was depressing to say the least
Fortunately, I have a script here for "Poopy Bunny's Birthday Adventure" that he might be interested in.
Unfortunately the script was so good that it got stolen and given to Gwyneth Paltrow and rerbanded as the "Goopy Bunny's Birthday Adventure".
Fortunately the movie results in some pleasantly weird fanfiction.
Unfortunately, it also results in a scented candle called 'This Smells Like My Poop'
Fortunately Gwyneth Paltrow only eats soap bars because someone once said it keeps your insides clean as a joke, so it's not tooooo bad.
Fortunately, this lets her moonlight as a kid's party entertainer / bubble machine, to supplement the meagre amount she makes from her acting career.
Unfortunately, this eventually results in a gas explosion and a severely singed butt.
Unfortunately, this results in many fad-fueled products such as the newly-published "SINGED BUTT MAGAZINE" which do not last long after the fad dies.
Fortunately, we'll never run out of toilet paper.
Unfortunately, the pages are really thin and your finger will rip through the paper mid-wipe.