Wow, that is very fitting of me ;P ;P
Now
Since this new year is exactly the Year of the Horse, you are sentenced to being trapped in a pantomime horse with none other than me, a skunk, where you're the rear part
But it's not even year of the horse yet!! Neigh, sir, this will not stand!
Sentenced to feeding me new year's grapes
You are hereby sentenced to being fed SOUR grapes!! Take that, Aesop
Grrr! Sour grapes taste bad! Those are for foxes!!You are hereby sentenced to being fed SOUR grapes!! Take that, Aesop
But
Is that a neigh I hear? You just gave me a pawesome idea!But it's not even year of the horse yet!! Neigh, sir, this will not stand!
Your sentenced to being a horse for the rest of 2026 :P
You wouldn't dar...
Heh, I can work with it
Sentenced to chuckles HOP picking
Heyyyy! Not fair! That's, that's... ewwww!Sentenced to chuckles HOP picking
Well, then, you're sentenced to eating 1 ton of tomatoes! Horses like tomatoes, right? :P
also, fun fact, horses can't puke :P
Oh...I'll find a way...
Glares menacingly at ya
(Oooh, I had no idea!!
) Hey, you're taking @Bunny Lvr 's job! That's illegal!!
Fittingly, for that you're sentenced to performing as this poor overworked mascot!!
You're sentenced to only eating
in the Gulf of today
OMG!! That would have been perfect for like the 4th of JULY!! XD XD You did the "Patriotism" perfectly, I bet cosmic would be proud! :P :P :PYou're sentenced to only eatingFrenchFREEDOM FRIESMexicoAMERICA
But, just because of how TERRIBLE
the joke was, you're sentenced to being on a sacrificial table in ancient Mayan Times in the Yucatan Peninsula of Mexico. Good luck getting out of there evil skunk grinYou, of course, haven't done anything nearly as bad, so for being a sweetheart, you... I guess you're sentenced to picking the leaves in the park :3
Sentenced to benching the painting. <hands you the Mona Lisa and points to an empty bench with a C-stand on it>
Sentenced to only having american maple flavored syrup to accompany his breakfasts
no, not the real deal, but high fructose corn syrup with a tiny bit of maple flavor obvs. :P
no, not the real deal, but high fructose corn syrup with a tiny bit of maple flavor obvs. :P