Sentence the user above you

Sentenced to cat booties. For getting upset at rats eating your tribute even though we had VERMIN LICENSEs and the tribute was right there and ratccessible!
 
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<blink-blink> H-hold on...you're saying there's a cat ranch where cats roam free and get "milked" all day long?!? Sign me UP!!!

I sentence you to being my personal milker. <sits on the stool politely with an eerie smile>
YES! But just cuz you are one of the milked cats doesn't mean you get to sit around doing nothing while being milked

So you're sentenced to milking other cats while I milk you :P
 
And as for you, you are sentenced to leaving a giant bowl of delicious cat milk outside for cute rats to eat with their rat-mouths. For... I dunno, multiple regicide.
 
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Well, then, you're sentenced to adding BEET FLAVOR to the milk we leave outside for animals to drink 😝

That was so uncalled fur!!
You're sentenced to getting BEAT on the noggin with a BEET!!😝😝

the lion king disney GIF
 
That was so uncalled fur!!
You're sentenced to getting BEAT on the noggin with a BEET!!😝😝

the lion king disney GIF
Ouch!! My head!!

Y'know I wasn't initially going to sentence ya too harshly, buuuuutt because of that BEETIFUL puuun, you're sentenced to-

enduring Pumbaa's gas for a day ;P (hehe, and your helmet makes for a purrfect way to apply the sentence!)
 
You are sentenced to being subjected to an endless string of life lessons from Rafiki, which do not only lead you into various embarrassing situations but also really take up a lot of your time. Also a lot of it is really minor stuff, like "you should not walk around in an acquaintance's home wearing dirty shoes" or "don't tell your mom her casserole sucks".
 
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You are sentenced to being the hyenas, and especially Shenzi's, personal butt plug. Particularly useful for when they have a big binge on zebra or warthog 😜
 
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