NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Mambi]

GRANTED!!! <the stolen battery of your local AAA assistant's tow truck is stolen and shrunk to power your rat body. Hundreds are stranded thanks to you!>

(for context, "AAA" is a very common "pay me and we'll give you private emergency tow truck/boosting/etc roadside assistance" group in North America)


I wish that everyone got my jokes,no matter how bad or depraved or catnip-influenced they are...goddess bless their souls mind you...

 

[Spilo]

<the stolen battery of your local AAA assistant's tow truck is stolen

A battery that is double stolen? :O

(for context, "AAA" is a very common "pay me and we'll give you private emergency tow truck/boosting/etc roadside assistance" group in North America)

So if I scream 'aaa' in 'Murica, I'm saying all that? :O

I wish that everyone got my jokes,no matter how bad or depraved or catnip-influenced they are...goddess bless their souls mind you...

Granted! They not only get your jokes, but analyze them so much like they're the epitome of art that, they no longer are funny.

I wish the bat part in battery was an actual bat So when Batman asks Robin for a battery, he confusedly asks back what's a 'tery' :P

 

[Mambi]

A battery that is double stolen? :O

Yes, it was stolen to power the truck that it just got stolen from. Very valuable and working in a high crime neighbourhood.

Also known to be installed with another in the classic 69 position...

So if I scream 'aaa' in 'Murica, I'm saying all that? :O

I'm Canadian remember, so I have no idea! <LOL> But here in Canada if you're a member, you got a personal tow truck on call 24/7 for free.

Best way to think of it: It's like an auto insurance service that when shit happens instead of just dicking you around and taking your money, actually physically sends a real human being with tools and equipment to help you instead when you call to say you need it. Quite useful TBH, and very popular.

Granted! They not only get your jokes, but analyze them so much like they're the epitome of art that, they no longer are funny.

I wish the bat part in battery was an actual bat So when Batman asks Robin for a battery, he confusedly asks back what's a 'tery' :P

<LOL> GRANTED!!! <they hire the (real life, I swear!) character "Dogwelder" to weld live bats to all his equipment. Carnage and screaming ensues>

I wish I never heard of Section 8, the group Dogwelder belongs to...though I do admit the guy who literally just carries a window in a frame everywhere he goes to smash over heads as a "superpower" is kinda funny I suppose...