The fur above you gets called by the cops. Why? (inspired by Metatherat and Spilo)

[Cinderpelt]

I get called on the cops, I was only emoting.

 

[Spilo]

You were caught graffiti'ing

FURRIES RULEZ, HOOMANS SUCKZZZ

all over the city walls

 

[Cinderpelt]

You got caught playing the "Never gonna give you up!" song on the city speakers all night and day.

 

[Icepaw]

You were reported being too fluffy and they're jealous

 

[Cinderpelt]

you lost a bet that the person behind you had pink underwear

 

[Icepaw]

Someone mistook you for a cat having heard you meow

 

[Spilo]

Just when they thought it couldn't get any worse than hearing "Never gonna give you up!" 24/7, you go in and blast "ALL THE SINGLE FURRIES" at the HIGHEST volume for everyone to hear

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[Mambi]

<hearing shouts, the cat quickly hides his massive stash of catnip and puts away all my toys before answering the angerly-pounded door>

 

[Mambi]

Just when they thought it couldn't get any worse than hearing "Never gonna give you up!" 24/7, you go in and blast "ALL THE SINGLE FURRIES" at the HIGHEST volume for everyone to hear

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I demand the police use maximum unreasonable force on this one...just this once. It's fully justified and will be supported by all communities!!! <lol>

 

[Mambi]

Someone mistook you for a cat having heard you meow

Hey! Just BEING a cat doesn't mean the cops should be called!!! We're not ALL destructive forces of chaos whacked on catnip and spite, just MOST of us!!

#NOTALLKITTIES <nods proudly, trying subtily to brush off flakes of catnip from his fur without anyone noticing...>

 

[Cinderpelt]

then after the day was done you put the Rick roll on max in the speakers

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[Spilo]

Cropdusting the Aisle 4, of fresh vegetables, at the supermarket.

That in itself should count as a direct violation of the Geneva Convention

 

[metatherat]

Broke into a liquor warehouse and got drunk. You were easy to identify, too, you were the star of a viral video!

 

[Spilo]

Broke into a liquor warehouse and got drunk. You were easy to identify, too, you were the star of a viral video!

AMAZING!

Just like that raccoon! :P

You were caught dumping SKUNK TRANSFORMATION POTION in the city's water system, however

 

[Morgana Willowsett]

Caught initiating a small war between Meta and yourself over the control of my personal cheese supply.

My sett is on fire!

 

[Spilo]

Meta

Nooooo, not the data-hungry ad-infested compan-oh, you mean the other one, not the evil corpo... hehe :p

Btw, you got detained for digging a new sett RIGHT UNDER the Pantry's Louvre Museum, which is inside @Lenago's pantry mind you

 

[Morgana Willowsett]

Nooooo, not the data-hungry ad-infested compan-oh, you mean the other one, not the evil corpo... hehe :p

Btw, you got detained for digging a new sett RIGHT UNDER the Pantry's Louvre Museum, which is inside @Lenago's pantry mind you

The Pantry Mona Lisa better taste of cheese! Wait! Err....I mean....I have planning permission for the sett...o.officer....yes....

Besides! You got detained for drilling into said pantry!

 

[Spilo]

She's EATING the freaking Pantry Mona Lisa!! Officers! Officers, help!!

Guards!! GUARDS!!! Someone, come quick! Pronto!!

 

[Morgana Willowsett]

She's EATING the freaking Pantry Mona Lisa!! Officers! Officers, help!!

Guards!! GUARDS!!! Someone, come quick! Pronto!!

You're called in for questioning when you were found in the Pantry Louvre.

scurries away into my sett to munch on the delicious, cheesy painting

 

[metatherat]

Caught initiating a small war between Meta and yourself over the control of my personal cheese supply.

My sett is on fire!

Sorry ratbout that. The cheese fondue got a bit raucous :3
(Imagine that one scene from Asterix:)

Also you had a noise complaint, and also a "bunch of animals staggering out of the sett covered with molten cheese" complaint.