The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

[PC Master Race]

I asked for the recipe so I'll know to never do that, thank you

Ate yogurt made by a manufacturer of MICE instead of rats

 

[metatherat]

a manufacturer of MICE

E! That'll teach me to eat foods made by a bunch of professional mouse breeders instead of someone who actually has the making of dairy products as their profession >:I

As for you, you tried using yogurt in a blacksmithing recipe. Causing the forge to, I don't know. Shoot flaming yogurt into your trunk, yes that.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

For trying to get yogurt out of a dogs ummmmm...... member

 

[PC Master Race]

Enlisted as helldiver, dive right into hell instead

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Got way too much into Dio's "Holy Diver" and tried to dive into a baptismal font: Can't seem to get the damn thing off your head now.

 

[PC Master Race]

Got sprayed with holy water >:l

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Was sprayed with garlic

 

[PC Master Race]

Goddamn garlic

Ate too much canned carrot

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Ate what was thought to be a snotty peanut, but was actually covered in @Guifrog slime and is tripping balls

 

[PC Master Race]

again with peanuts really ? lol

Got me falling on you because I tripped balls too hard

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Can't breathe well with me shoved in your trunk

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Caught a cold from @PC Master Race because she sneezed with you in her trunk.

 

[PC Master Race]

I swear my poor trunk is becoming a hotspot for all of you floofs today...

@Bunny Lvr got shot out when I sneezed and landed in a hospital...
@Wuff-Wuff got caught in a fight between me and other patients because we both want therapy doggo...

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Is getting fit for a trunk guard

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Thought the trunk guard was used .... for other purposes

 

[PC Master Race]

Is getting fit for a trunk guard

Is stuck in between my chest while I'm sleeping because someone pranked you "amazing chest ahead" thanks I hate it

 

[Universe]

Got beat up.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Got beat down.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Got tossed

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Tossed too much! (not sure if the term is used as intended here outside of the UK)