Ripto from the Spyro series showed up. He got stuck between your teeth, you had to go get him pried outta there.
Got a rat transformation potion mixed up with a medicinal enema.
Diagnosis: ratarsed.
Diagnosis: ratarsed.
He's the new dietitian, but he's about to get chewed out because he tells everyone that stolen food has no calories.
Sat on a haemorrhoid the size of a cactus.
You got wingworm, instead of ringworm, geddit? Because wing...and...he...he...worm...
Despite one doggo laughing obnoxiously loud in the crowd and shouting "I get it!", you got bombarded with rotten tomatoes. One got into your eye D:
For some reason, that made me imagine Jerry the Bellybutton Elf and the lintloaf scene from Ren & Stimpy.You got wingworm, instead of ringworm, geddit? Because wing...and...he...he...worm...
"WING-WOORM!!"
You sprained your funny bone :O
No not my funny bone :O I needed that for .... certain things
You sprained your ankle :I this is not funny, no humour whatsoever can be found in this fact, and you need to go to the hospital.
You sprained your ankle :I this is not funny, no humour whatsoever can be found in this fact, and you need to go to the hospital.
The whims of Fate are often cruel and inscrutable.
I mean, that's what the surgeon that had to remove the shrapnel from your leg told me, anyway. So, how was witnessing a train derailment from the sidelines otherwise?
I mean, that's what the surgeon that had to remove the shrapnel from your leg told me, anyway. So, how was witnessing a train derailment from the sidelines otherwise?
It was very mentally scaring and I cannot forget the screams :3 the screams... they keep on ringing~ :O I think one hits a perfect natural F even, damn!
You have clearly thought that being a spiky object was going to save you from harm, dear RhosSalix, BUT, your sunglasses just wouldn't stay on and your eyes need a good and thorough check up after staring into the sun for too long.
You have clearly thought that being a spiky object was going to save you from harm, dear RhosSalix, BUT, your sunglasses just wouldn't stay on and your eyes need a good and thorough check up after staring into the sun for too long.
Dammit. Now I need glasses for my glasses.
On another note, did you happen to catch my old sunglasses when you stepped on that Completely Unrelated sea urchin?
On another note, did you happen to catch my old sunglasses when you stepped on that Completely Unrelated sea urchin?