I like puns and I regret nothing
you, on the other hand, have a severe case of ded inside due to lack of skunk puns...
you, on the other hand, have a severe case of ded inside due to lack of skunk puns...
well then throw 'em skunk puns (spunks :p) at me then, it's never too late to start with the skunk puns :P :P
Anyway... you drank coffee instead of tea today. Your organism, too used to mere leaf water, couldn't handle the TRUE POWER
I require only the finesst leaf water thank you very much
You, on the other hand, might have triggered a certain badger (derg) for requesting coffee because you don't ask a woman her age and you don't ask a badger (derg) to serve coffee tsk tsk tsk
You, on the other hand, might have triggered a certain badger (derg) for requesting coffee because you don't ask a woman her age and you don't ask a badger (derg) to serve coffee tsk tsk tsk
And you almost passed out into a coma after trying tea
Told you that you can't handle my mother's strongest tea tsk tsk tsk
You better go find someone else that makes weaker tea
Told you that you can't handle my mother's strongest tea tsk tsk tsk
You better go find someone else that makes weaker tea
Thought they were watching a comatose me on the ground after drinking tea, when in fact it was a realistic STINK-BOMB skunk plushie of me. And it exploded. Right. In. Their. Face
I told them coffee-scent not skunk-scent, damn.. oh who am I kidding, they smell the same :p
that's what you get for thinking "strong" leaf water was too much fer me, never underestimate this tiny skunk! :3
that's what you get for thinking "strong" leaf water was too much fer me, never underestimate this tiny skunk! :3
Wanted to get the chest re-varnished, but you heard that the town's only carpenter was in the hospital (cancer or something, iunno) so you went there to ask him if he just could re-varnish the chest right quick, he's just lying around anyway.
I brought @Spilo along for protection too, because no one remembers him.
But anyway, that's it! You're in the hospital because you dared challenge someone with a tiny skunk in their pocket :3
