Tripped over my carrots in @Lenago pantry he was saving for me
Tripped too hard over some psychedelic carrots (why did Lenago have those) :O
So much tripping around these parts :P
Slipped on a Smug Slug slime trail, which also happened to be hallucinogenic ;P ;PTripped really hard on magic mould in the waaaaay past used-by yogurt you ate
Heat stroke because of riding the bike in way too hot weather. Totally not happened to me a while back :v
Forgot the flame on his head had become practically essential to his life (like Kappas, but fire) and it accidentally extinguished after a walk in the rain.
Accidentally put the hat from his butt onto his head.
Flew head-on into a tree at night because you had air pods in while you were echolocating!!
I thought that said 'Butt Slave' for a second.
Which is spooky, because that's why you're in there. Your butt slave needed to get his shots.
Jeez, I told that guy to go fetch me yogurt :I
As for you, you went to the hospital to buy a butt slave (it's a charity auction sort of thing)
As for you, you went to the hospital to buy a butt slave (it's a charity auction sort of thing)
Didn't get anyone to fetch yogurt, decided to make some with his own potions, accidentally turned into yogurt himself
Food poisoning from consuming a suspicious unattended yogurt.
Teeth stuck in a big wheel of cheese.
EDIT: That was supposed to be for @Extra Floof Taur, but it works for vampire bat teeth too!
EDIT: That was supposed to be for @Extra Floof Taur, but it works for vampire bat teeth too!
I knew I shouldn't have trusted that damn scammer 'dragon dentist'
You got stuck in said wheel of cheese too... no wonder I felt like I tasted rat tail in there
You got stuck in said wheel of cheese too... no wonder I felt like I tasted rat tail in there
In that case, for a very strange case of deja vu!
View: https://youtu.be/G2eUopy9sd8?si=XulBQrkokeo7zaVL
my whiskers ! my hair ! my beautiful hair !!Accidentally burst your whiskers and hair from sneezing
I'm gonna cry in corner now
you got hit by my sneeze and now we got a fox-shaped hole on the wall...
(I think I deserved that
)Got some helpful treatment for your sneezing, yaaay!!
Court-ordered to repair the hole he left in the wall.