The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

[Universe]

Got hit by saucepan hard

 

[metatherat]

Went to visit @Bunny Lvr in her burrow. Got stuck in the entrance.

 

[Spilo]

Cheese indigestion.

You were too bloated and gassy, too big and round. We had to roll you into the hospital and for some reason some weird oompa loompa dudes tagged along singing silly songs

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Followed some weird oompa loompa dudes tagged along singing silly songs like he's the pied piper

 

[Spilo]

Got their kidney harvested after going to Candy Mountain :P

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Just can't get dry

 

[Spilo]

Can't get wet no matter what :P

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Lost at playing monopoly and ate the whole game, board and all

 

[Spilo]

Monopoly piece stuck up their [REDACTED]

Nooo, that's NOT how you play monopoly xP

 

[Bunny Lvr]

But it felt good.....

 

[Spilo]

Overstimulation from climaxing TOO HARD

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Had to carry me

 

[RamblingRenegade]

had a stroke

 

[Spilo]

Tiny splinter, very annoying

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Papercut!

 

[Spilo]

Accidentally hit their elbow

 

[Bunny Lvr]

 

[metatherat]

You too underwent spontaneous Disney character transformation :O

 

[Spilo]

AI sloppification

 

[Universe]

Got stepped on