The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

[Spilo]

Got sat on by an even gianter dragon

 

[Universe]

Got thrown through Earth’s atmosphere

 

[Spilo]

Skunked by a skunk dragon.

 

[Universe]

Burnt to a crisp

 

[metatherat]

Ate too many burnt crisps

 

[Spilo]

Spontaneous circumcision

 

[Yakamaru]

Took "You can't eat 50 sausages at the same time!" as a challenge. :P

 

[metatherat]

Pretended to be a sausage during a sausage eating competition :O

 

[Spilo]

Eaten by an elephant in a vore contest.

You saw... things.

 

[Universe]

Spontaneous combustion.

 

[Mambi]

<fires up a flamethrower with a psychotic laugh> NON-SPONTANEOUS combustion, bitches!!! MUHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Spilo]

Schrödinger's paradox :P

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Buried in the snow bank

 

[Spilo]

Instructions unclear, mouth stuck on a hot skunk nurse's cock

 

[Universe]

Got hit by a fully charged green Kamehameha.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Got finger stuck on a nose performing a boop

 

[Mambi]

Got booped by a very large drunk dragon that accidentally caused a nosebleed. They didn't mean it though and brought flowers for your room.

 

[metatherat]

A parade of sexy ratbois happened to cross your path. Sadly this took place in Japan where seeing arousing things causes you to get a nosebleed. You almost bled to death :O

 

[Spilo]

You decided to hang out with them in a extra private room and found out that, while hella sexy, they had hella deadly gas!! Almost like skunks, jeeeez!! XwX