The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

[metatherat]

Pawpads smelled like tacos. They are supposed to smell like corn chips :O
Went to the hospital for an emergency corn chip footbath :O

 

[Mambi]

Accidentally got your tail stepped on by a Kaiju-sized kitty. All things considered, lucky it was just a tail!!

 

[metatherat]

Stepped on a lego (actually an apartment block with a bunch of AC units on top) :O

 

[Spilo]

Smelled a macro too much

Watch out, when a fur becomes a macro, their scent becomes multiplied by a thousand fold!

 

[metatherat]

Smelled as much as a macro, even though wasn't one. Was taken to the hospital to get an industrial-grade bath by all of the other furries around :P

 

[Spilo]

Ate apple seeds which, as it turns out, were magical apple seeds, with THRICE the amount of arsenic in them :O

 

[metatherat]

You ate some antimagical apple seeds. Got magic missiled by some angry wizards.

 

[Spilo]

You ate some antimagical apple seeds. Got magic missiled by some angry wizards.

Phew, good thing I only got the missiled part and not the magic part thanks to the antimagical apple seeds skunk tailguns

You got an undigested apple seed that somehow grew inside your stomach, hehe

 

[metatherat]

Phew, good thing I only got the missiled part and not the magic part thanks to the antimagical apple seeds skunk tailguns

You got an undigested apple seed that somehow grew inside your stomach, hehe

Crushed under a huge (non-magical) missile :O

 

[Spilo]

Crushed under a huge (non-magical) missile :O

Lots of missiles going off around here. I wonder why

You stepped on a potato mine instead :P

 

[sleepy kitty]

You ate the hottest gummi bear in the world. (Its a real thing lol)

 

[metatherat]

Lots of missiles going off around here. I wonder why

Oi, you are the one who said you got missiled! by them wizards.

You stepped on a potato mine instead :P

You exposed the weapon-smuggling ring some wizards were running. Got greased (they cast "Grease" at you)

 

[metatherat]

You ate the hottest gummi bear in the world. (Its a real thing lol)

Oop. snyped. sorry!
A bunch of gummi bears bounced here and there and everywhere and ran you over :P

 

[Spilo]

You ate the hottest gummi bear in the world. (Its a real thing lol)

No, I believe ya XD

You ate-

wait..

Oop. snyped. sorry!
A bunch of gummi bears bounced here and there and everywhere and ran you over :P

You exposed the weapon-smuggling ring some wizards were running. Got greased (they cast "Grease" at you)

Did I?

You ate the spiciest chip in the world (also a real thing :P)

You ate the hottest gummi bear in the world. (Its a real thing lol)

Phew, looks like you got saved this time :P

 

[metatherat]

You accidentally ate some mämmi. It wasn't particularly spicy or anything, but just regular mämmi is terrible. Went to the hospital to rinse mouth with sanitizer :P

 

[Spilo]

You accidentally ate some mämmi. It wasn't particularly spicy or anything, but just regular mämmi is terrible. Went to the hospital to rinse mouth with sanitizer :P

You tried Platypus milk ;3

Mixed with freshly cut BEET, which ofc made you instantly regret it and basically get a mouth transplant hehe

 

[Extra Floof Taur]

Tried to ride bicycle during a tour in Racoon City

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[Spilo]

You got mauled by a bunch of raccoons in Raccoon City.

What, isn't that what Raccoon City is about?

Fine... mauled by a bunch of rabidzombie raccoons.