The user above you pushes a button, what does it do?

The button turns everyone into taur version of their species ! Except rodents like mice and rats, they're not compatible but hey what do I know I'm just a cow taur
The button gives everyone skunk-glands!

Wait, why stay at just two

The button gives everyone SIX PAIRS of skunk-glands... Taur sized!!!
 
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The button scans the taurs and rodents. The results say that the non-taured rodents are poised to win every running competition because they are more aerodynamic 🥇 🐀 💨
 
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The button corrects itself, and realizes there's assbsolutely nothing more aerodynamic than a skunk because of their bult-in jet propulsion system thru their six pairs of glands, meaning they'll win not just running but any FLYING competition in existence... and those who run against them will not be poised to win but poisoned🥇🦨💨(this one literally :p)
 
The button scans the taurs and rodents. The results say that the non-taured rodents are poised to win every running competition because they are more aerodynamic 🥇 🐀 💨
The button corrects itself, and realizes there's assbsolutely nothing more aerodynamic than a skunk because of their bult-in jet propulsion system thru their six pairs of glands, meaning they'll win not just running but any FLYING competition in existence... and those who run against them will not be poised to win but poisoned🥇🦨💨(this one literally :p)
The button reports cheating due to unfair advantages and gives both of you detention !
Now off to the principal office with you !
 
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Oh, ok so now instead of drinking coffee, i am the coffee.
Hides under meh bed hehe no one find me here.

*The button causes the sprinkler system to go off in Kmart
That's some NEXT LEVEL thinking, heheh!!

the button congratulates you by giving ya a medal for your dog smarts
Oooo thanks puts it on

The button gives you twenty grams of silver
 
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The button reports cheating due to unfair advantages and gives both of you detention !
Now off to the principal office with you !
The button gets me off detention, and declares meh the winner :P

Oooo thanks puts it on

The button gives you twenty grams of silver
Yay! Wait, what do i do with twenty grams of silver? can I even eat this? noms

the button turns my 20 grams of silver into a nugget

Oh, ok so now instead of drinking coffee, i am the coffee.
Hides under meh bed hehe no one find me here.
oh hi there, @Dappl3! nice finding you under the communal bed :3 who are we hiding from?
 
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the button rings the doorbell. it is being rung by an angry anthro goose who wants to talk to you about his shredded bill
 

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