Critical fail! The vending machine falls on top of you and now nothing can come out!
The Vending Machine Mk. II
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Critical fail! The vending machine falls on top of you and now nothing can come out!
Out comes...
SKUNK SPRAY, SKUNK TF SPRAY, a very odourable, and very physical substance >:3
I insert a @Faust decal from the previous vending machine misadventure
SKUNK SPRAY, SKUNK TF SPRAY, a very odourable, and very physical substance >:3
I insert a @Faust decal from the previous vending machine misadventure
Out comes a door to hell with a devilish looking hand extending out of it "Seal the deal" reads the banner above
I insert, uh looks at the hand a nice Earth souvenir (a snicker's bar) so the demonic hand goes away :3
I insert, uh looks at the hand a nice Earth souvenir (a snicker's bar) so the demonic hand goes away :3
Out comes a large intergalactic coach full of alien tourists, looking to snap pictures with all those kooky earthlings.
I insert an idol of John Frum.
en.wikipedia.org
I insert an idol of John Frum.
John Frum - Wikipedia
Out comes a sleazy rep from a talent agency. He wants the idol of John Frum to get plastic surgery and wear a really skimpy airman costume.
I insert a rabid John Frum fangirl.
I insert a rabid John Frum fangirl.
Out comes half a rasher of bacon. That's inflation for you.
I insert a beautifully-crafted Minecraft mansion
I insert a beautifully-crafted Minecraft mansion
Out comes... CREEPERS! Oh noooo, you forgot to turn Survival Mode off
I insert a Minecraft zombie
I insert a Minecraft zombie
Out comes a serving of lava chicken
I insert a whisker that fell from my face earlier.
I insert a whisker that fell from my face earlier.
Omg, now there's TWO of them!
Out comes a cat hairball, but with your fur
I insert the tip of my skunky tail teasingly ;3
Out comes a new perfume, called "Eau De Skunk".
I insert a rare two dollar bill.
I insert a rare two dollar bill.
Out comes your change, the common Canadian "Toonie" coin (literal name), in its bimetallic glory:
I insert a fake "loonie" coin (single dollar) to try and trick the machine into giving me more toonies in exchange.
(side note: Don'tcha just loooove the serious official names of the money in my country? <LOL>)
I insert a fake "loonie" coin (single dollar) to try and trick the machine into giving me more toonies in exchange.
(side note: Don'tcha just loooove the serious official names of the money in my country? <LOL>)
More toonies you say? Oh man, what a poor choice of words ;P
Out comes the most flamboyant, most annoying, most clinging, and queer bending toons to ever exist. Ranging from Bugs Bunny, Roger Rabbit, Skunky, Beetlejuice, Yakko, Wakko, The Mask, etc.
I insert a bit of my Toon Force :3
More toonies you say? Oh man, what a poor choice of words ;P
Out comes the most flamboyant, most annoying, most clinging, and queer bending toons to ever exist. Ranging from Bugs Bunny, Roger Rabbit, Skunky, Beetlejuice, Yakko, Wakko, The Mask, etc.
I insert a bit of my Toon Force :3
Out comes...
Loonatics Unleashed of course!
(Not actually as bad as people make it out to be)
Inserts the Oscar that was STOLEN from Zootopia2
Omg! I thought no one would remember them XD XD Glad at least someone still members them :POut comes...
Loonatics Unleashed of course!
(Not actually as bad as people make it out to be)
Out comes, nothing, thin air. Because of course Mr. Duke Weaselton would be there to steal it; it's good promotion for his fake movie stand :3
I insert a picture of this, signed by me personally:
