NSFW What would your fursona do?

[Spilo]

Flirt with the weird Transylvanian woman, obviously! Like "Y'know, if the need ever comes, you can always donate blood to me anytime you want m'lady, cuz you're just my type "

Your fursona enters a trial test to develop a cure for HIV (yes, this involves getting infected with it) and the cure works fantastically... but they're now green. WWYFD?

 

[metatherat]

ooh! This has a talk show circuit written all over it! Either that or a career as a circus freak.

An old lady riding a flying wooden mortar lands in your sona's garden and starts fighting a crocodile (don't ask me why there was a crocodile in your sona's garden). WWYFD.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

I would certainly tell her to leave my garden crocodile alone!
And also maybe give her some dietary advice that will not get her locked up in jail :3

A friendly looking racoon offers your Fursona a way to get rich super fast. He hands your fursona a ski mask and a toy gun. WWYFD?

 

[Spilo]

"Is putting on a ski mask and holding a toy gun all it'll take to get rich super fast?" the skunk says as he puts on the ski mask and holds the toy gun offered by the raccoon, after which he immediately becomes rich

...rich with the joy of doing crimes with a raccoon

Your sona is in a rush to work and unfortunately can only find one sock of each different pair they have. WWYFD?

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Totally go mismatching sock style :3 and worry that this will become the new norm ^w^; Hell nah I'm not looking through the previous washing to see if the other socks are hidden within the sleeve of a jumper or something like that!


Your Fursona becomes a fashion icon for wearing unmatching socks that just work! They have no idea about the industry though and are quite overwhelmed by the attention. WWYFD?

 

[Spilo]

Take off the socks and discard of 'em in public. Skunk beans and clawsss are too sexy to be covered. Thus, with that BOLD statement, Spilo once again becomes a fashion icon, but pushing for the beauty, and muskiness, of the nekid furry body :3

Your fursona wakes up as their opposite sex, what would they do? :3 :3

 

[OtheratheOtter]

Embrace it, duh.

Your fursona wakes up as a human. WWYFD?

 

[metatherat]

Meta would be dismayed. These apes have really crappy sense of smell. And everything looks so harsh and glaring. How can anything live like this :O
Luckily, Meta has a POTION shack practically bursting with RAT TRANSFORMATION POTIONs :3

Your sona has just been hired as a servant. However, in a ridiculous turn of events, the gentleman who hired your sona immediately ends up making some kind of silly bet at some gentlemens' club, which apparently requires some kind of madcap trip around the world. WWYFD?

 

[Spilo]

Do nothing... why does that have to do with my sona? Oh, right, he's the servant! I dunno, maybe disappear, or hang himself, or poison the silly gentleman?

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Clubs?

Your sona finds themselves in a strip club, dressed like a stripper, caged up, with only a strip pole inside your cage. You are then required to dance, in order to POWER this GIANT MECHANICAL FOX (don't ask how the people who built figured out dance energy or beat the laws of thermodynamics, let's pretend they did) that will spread horniness and furriness across the world, or else you'll get electrocuted in the cage :3 WWYFD?

 

[Mambi]

<lol> Are you KIDDING?!? NO need for threats, crank up the tunes and let's get that fox revving!! <starts sensually shaking his tail with a lustful smile>

You want to show the sexy cat how much you appreciate his dancing and twirling and bending over, but the cage prevents any gifts and it's too loud for him to hear you as he gyrates wildly with reckless abandon. WWYFD?

 

[metatherat]

Meta would throw a RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION into the cage. (It will fit because the POTION is tiny, as it is feral rat sized)
Nothing says rattpreciation like RAT TRANSFORMATION, it is known. Or even if it isn't, any excuse for RAT TRANSFORMATION is a good one! nodnod

Suddenly, your sona is transformed into a rat for some reason. WWYFD???
(If your sona was a rat to begin with (congratulations, by the way), they are now, like, double rat.)

 

[Mambi]

<shrinking suddenly, the now rat instead of cat in a cage looks at his new long tail, shrugs, and continues sensually shaking his tail with a wink to @metatherat >

You're trapped in a room with a now powered GIANT MECHANICAL FOX...the rat transformation potion sending the energy to max as kitty feline sensuality concentrated into a rat body is irresistable so it naturally would! The crowd becomes overpowered by furry horniness as designed, and the exit is blocked. WWYFD?

 

[Spilo]

Me, Spilo? The one who most definitely was behind the GIANT MECHANICAL FOX and the plan to turn everyone into horny furries? He would do absolutely NOTHING other than bask in the results of his creation... At the very least all he would do would be the spray the crowd, just to add to the mayhem! ;P

Let's say the MECHANICAL FOX has accomplished its purpose, and it's now falling apart due to the INTENSITY of the cat rat @Mambi occupant. Unfortunately, your sona is right where the GIANT FOX BUTT is about to fall, and the crushing radius is too big for them to escape the inevitable. WWyFD?

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Hahahaha! Run for the Butthole! It's the only place to stand and survive!


Considering your Fursona survived and didn't get crushed by a GIANT MECHANICAL FOX BUTT, you're considering pressing charges, but Spilo S. ... no wait that's too obvious... S. Skunk, who was behind the machine, has the greatest attorneys in Furrytown. WWYFD?

 

[OtheratheOtter]

Demand Rand. (If you've haven't seen the commercials, he's an accident lawyer)

You find out Rand Spear can't even win the case for you. WWYFD?

 

[Faust]

Call Saul. Only lawyers whose slogans rhyme are worth hiring.

But WWYD when you find out that the sneaky skunk has weaponised the legal system against you?

 

[OtheratheOtter]

Move to the Moon.

You find out you don't have enough money to build your rocket to the moon. WWYFD?

 

[metatherat]

Meta would pretend that by "rocket to the moon" he was just referring to an attempt to start up a scam cryptocurrency. Metacoin. (unrelated to the mean rat-name stealing company Facebook)

Your fursona comes across a rat manning a little stall, "Meta's Cryptocurrency Shop". Apparently there is an astounding promotion, and you can now buy something called Metacoin 90% off!! By buying at least 500 Metacoin, you also get a NFT non-fungibly attached to a crappy AI generated image COMPLETELY FREEE, EEE.
WWYFD.

 

[Mambi]

My fursona would stare at the gibberish before him, blink a few times confused, and quickly walk away never to even THINK of trying to decipher that con!

Your fursona has been converted into an NFT and some lunatic rat is trying to sell it without giving you a cut of the profits!! WWYFD? Is it gonna be violent? Tell me it's gonna be violent! Can I watch?!? <excitedly bounces>

 

[Spilo]

What would Spilo do? Mischievous grin Well of course, he would get the best programmers, the best hackers, the best physicists, scientists, etc. together. So now everytime someone acquires SpiloCoins, thousands of skunks pop up into the victim's computer(s), including the computer of the mastermind behind the NFT scam, like a virus and spray everything down, destroying their systems so all that's left on their screens is a green background with a text saying "You got Skunked". Oh, and it doesn't stop there, since the spraying will ALSO translate over to the real world , once again reminding everyone to avoid NFT Bros like the plague for how much of a scum they are to Earth ~and because of the ungodly smell! ;D

Your fursona turns on the TV and becomes aware of this new NFT scam that's happening around the world and leaving thousands of people reeking like hell and scarred for life. WWYFD after turning off the TV?