NSFW What would your fursona do?

Meta would set up a lot of traps involving RAT TRANSFORMATION POTIONs. And then, when the mean criminals would get transformed into rats... he would HUG THEM! >:3

The rat population in your sona's city has really exploded lately. On a pawsitive note, crime is way down for some reason. WWYFD?
 
Spilo would just throw SKUNK TRANSFORMATION POTION everywhere, and watch with glee as all rats turn into nice skunks :D

Your sona finds skunks digging trash behind this fine restaurant. WWYFD? Feed them? Join them maybe? :3
 
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Meta would absolutely join them, the fellow scavengy animols :3
Everyone, watch us eat stuff off the ground with our animal mouths :3

When your sona goes to take out the trash, a lot of anthro animals are lounging around the dumpster. "Whatchu got?", an opossum asks. WWYFD?
 
Meta feels a sudden fancy to start training some turtles to be a fighting team. But instead he ends up raking the ground pretending to be a peasant in order to assassinate a passing ronin. That's super inconvenient, he was planning to go scavenging today >:I

Your sona is making coffee, but the nozzle of the coffee maker's pot has been designed by an incompetent fool, and some coffee splashes on the kitchen counter. WWYFD
 
Meta picks the tuba. Little does the offer offerer know that Meta does not plan to play an instrument, and he in fact plans to use the tuba as a nest :3

Your sona finds an old tuba but it smells like a rat has been using it as a nest. WWYFD?
 
He'd assume it's bait for the local cops and stand clear...laughing when the first cop reaches to get one and the lid slams shut on them, trapping them inside.

Your sona records a cop punching a child from behind and tasering them after they laughed at his attitude. Next day the papers brag about the brave cop who defended himself against a horrible assault from a violent street gang. Later that day they happen to see the same cop is lying his ass off at a bar to a group of sympathetic people, waxing about his "injuries" and how he's lucky his "incredible training and skills" saved him from certain death...while nursing an obvious fake injury to the sympathies of several oblivious ladies. WWYFD?
 
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Sure, go ahead...throw him in jail! <sitting in the cell, he shrugs as his eyes glow and a shimmering portal appears. Rolling his eyes at the alerted staff, he casually waves to the pissed-off guards outside his jail's bars and saunters playfully into the portal to freedom effortlessly, to the protesting screaming of the helpless guards>

Your sona's trying to catch an impossibly elusive fugitive feline with portal-casting powers. WWYFD?
 
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Meta would use glue. The kitty can't escape if his cute kitty paws are firmly glued to the ground :3

Your sona comes across a rat, who is gleefully sleeping on top of a cat whose cute kitty paws are firmly glued to the ground. WWYFD?
 
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Spilo would spray both the rat who is gleefully sleeping in top of a cat, and the cat whose kitty paws are firmly glued to the ground. Why, because he's a little gremlin 😈

Your sona comes across a passed out rat and cat, both glued to the ground, but also very incredibly foul smelling, like a skunk sprayed them, YUCK!! WWYFD?
 
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Drench them in tomato juice. I think I remember reading online somewhere that it helps remove skunk spray, but I'm not sure...

Your sona wakes up drenched in tomato juice and still smelling of the skunks' spray that knocked you out. WWYFD?
 
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