Would You Rather...
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Well, being a skunk at the moment I can probably take skunk spray a little better, so that one
WYR a luxurious floofy tail like my find skunk one, or the tiny pom poms bears and rabbits have
Of cooourse the luxurious floofy (and smelly) skunk tail like yours! It's the BEST!!! Oh, wait-... I already have one myself! :D Darn, I guess I'll go pom pom, for a change :PWYR a luxurious floofy tail like my find skunk one, or the tiny pom poms bears and rabbits have
WYR find the cure for cancer or invent the first ever TF animal gene-splicing serum?
Do I have to chose?
WYR T Rex had normal sized arms, or that brontosaurus had a normal sized neck?
Two, please! Fire safety, you know. Also, more to gnaw :3
WYR enter your nest via an escalator or via climbing a rope?
WYR enter your nest via an escalator or via climbing a rope?
Rope! I know there are some wanting to look up my pretty pink skirt
WYR lick or be licked?
WYR lick or be licked?
I'd rather BE licked...at least that way I know someone's enjoying it!
WYR be happy but give up on sex entirely, or have lots of bad sex with people who don't care at all what you do to them?
WYR be happy but give up on sex entirely, or have lots of bad sex with people who don't care at all what you do to them?
Isn't "be happy but give up on sex entirely" the kind of scenario idealized by modern-
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Since we're talking entirely entirely, this actually comes down to whether it's just a few people or a bunch of one-night stands. If you're bound to one person or a few people, I'd rather actually give up entirely on sex if it means I can secure happiness. If it's a bunch of one-night stands, I'll take having lots of bad encounters. You find your own fun in bad encounters with others.
I'd probably keep regular contact with my doctor in that second scenario though. Just because they don't care at all what you do to them, doesn't give you the excuse to be a disease spreader. They may not care, but others in their lives do.
WYR have expensive oceanfront property where you don't have to clean the beach, or cheap lakefront property you have to maintain constantly?
Oh, right, fun place, not place for commentary.
Since we're talking entirely entirely, this actually comes down to whether it's just a few people or a bunch of one-night stands. If you're bound to one person or a few people, I'd rather actually give up entirely on sex if it means I can secure happiness. If it's a bunch of one-night stands, I'll take having lots of bad encounters. You find your own fun in bad encounters with others.
I'd probably keep regular contact with my doctor in that second scenario though. Just because they don't care at all what you do to them, doesn't give you the excuse to be a disease spreader. They may not care, but others in their lives do.
WYR have expensive oceanfront property where you don't have to clean the beach, or cheap lakefront property you have to maintain constantly?
Curry sauce sounds delicious 
, so 500 cans of curry sauce!
(Might turn the skunk into a nuke, but whatevs!)
WYR be the owner of an inflatable frog suit or a silly unicycle that makes funny clown noises?
, so 500 cans of curry sauce!(Might turn the skunk into a nuke, but whatevs!)
WYR be the owner of an inflatable frog suit or a silly unicycle that makes funny clown noises?
Silly unicycle please!!
Would you rather snort everytime you laugh or laugh every time you snort?
Would you rather snort everytime you laugh or laugh every time you snort?
That depends...what am I snorting? Because I draw a hard line at snorting anything...no mater how hard I'd laugh!
WYR be extraordinarily ticklish and laugh at the slightest touch, or unable to feel pain or any other sensation?
WYR be extraordinarily ticklish and laugh at the slightest touch, or unable to feel pain or any other sensation?
Uff! Well I sort of already live the first one, so it wouldn't be a big change :3 I'll go with that one.
WYR be the captain of a royal fleet or of a band of pirates?
WYR be the captain of a royal fleet or of a band of pirates?
I can personally attest that owning a boat requires a pretty intensive amount of maintenance. Where you can put it in the water ("launching"), what to do when you're not using it (some just take it out of the water entirely every time, others put it on a hoist for easy water access), dock maintenance (various animals love allegedly "animal proof" docks for some reason)... the list goes on.
So I'll take growing larger. That way I can just walk through the lake and maybe not get cut up by invasive zebra mussels. Those things are razor sharp.
Which reminds me:
WYR have impenetrable feet or impenetrable hands?
So I'll take growing larger. That way I can just walk through the lake and maybe not get cut up by invasive zebra mussels. Those things are razor sharp.
Which reminds me:
WYR have impenetrable feet or impenetrable hands?