Would You Rather...
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I would rather choose the option that involves NOT fighting an orc XD So yeah, the second one
A plane! Because the sea is scary
WYR push the laser button of the Death Star or be one of the orcs that carry the Great Grond :D
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!
Would you rather defend Minas Tirith or Helm's Deep?
Would you rather defend Minas Tirith or Helm's Deep?
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I have done both (in LotRO) and Minas Tirith was much more interesting, I'll do that again. You can fight big centipedes in a bar's storage room before the siege! rat fingerguns
WYR be a hobbit burglar, or a law-abiding hobbit?
A law-abiding hobbit sounds boring, so I'll go for hobbit burglar! >:3
WYR have body stretching powers or body shrinking powers?
My body or someone else's? Never mind, I'll take the shrinking powers. I want to ride around on tamed wasps and scare the bee-jesus out of my enemies.
Would you rather be hugged by a cute sloth (it's been washed, it doesn't smell any more) or carried around on a gorilla's back?
OMG... that was... one of the most epic and hilarious answers I've read, lmao!! (I would love to do the same, tbh)
Being carried around on a gorilla's back sounds dangerous, and I'm not feeling like dangerous rn :O So I choose to be hugged by a cute sloth, yaaay!
Speaking of, WYR be in a car ride with Toretto from Fast & Furious, or with Flash the sloth from Zootopia?
If I turn into a fish, I might get eaten by @BenTheVaporeon! So, Easter lizard! Plus I like Easter more, anyway :3
WYR ride in Santa's sleigh or be put inside one of the Easter bunny's eggs?
WYR ride in Santa's sleigh or be put inside one of the Easter bunny's eggs?
We can technically experience all types of weather at once, or be in darkness until someone opens up the egg, so I'd rather go with Santa's Sleigh.
WYR be in charge of everything, or become a servant to everyone else?
WYR be in charge of everything, or become a servant to everyone else?
I would rather be in charge of everything, then order everyone to treat me as their servant 
WYR hang out with Tony the Tiger or Tigger from Winnie the Pooh?
WYR hang out with Tony the Tiger or Tigger from Winnie the Pooh?
Hmmm, let's see: He's a bouncy permanently hyper happy fellow cute cat who's as playful as me. Tigger for the win!!
Would you rather have a sonic scream power, or laser claws? (if your sona has no natural claws, then they emerge Wolverine-style)
Would you rather have a sonic scream power, or laser claws? (if your sona has no natural claws, then they emerge Wolverine-style)
Laser claws!!
That sounds more animaw-ly, more feral, cooler!
Plus I can do this, but LASERS!!
Hehehe! Would you rather be turned into a horse for the Year of the Horse or be turned into a snake for the past Year of the Snake?
(GIF voice
So...
FI-YAR HORRRRRSE!!!
Would you rather do a humiliating dance on a live Internet stream for $1 million while Mr Beast laughed at you, or go on a TV ballroom dancing show (training provided) for a measly $100,000?
Good choice because, I'm not sure if you've noticed this but.... ALL screams are sonic.
Well now, it's not just the year of the Horse, because in addition to the 12 animal Zodiac symbols, the Chinese calendar also rotates between the five Chinese elements. This year is the first in a new sequence, so it's actually the Year of the FIRE HORSE! That's super-badass, especially when you consider that last year was the Year of the Wooden Snake, which sounds like a euphemism.
So...
FI-YAR HORRRRRSE!!!
Would you rather do a humiliating dance on a live Internet stream for $1 million while Mr Beast laughed at you, or go on a TV ballroom dancing show (training provided) for a measly $100,000?
Definitely the humiliating dance. I would do the humiliating dance even if the two paid out the same. I am not going to train for any ballroom dancing, I am super picky about how I spend my time. stares at a wall while lying still on the floor
So! starts doing the ratvolta
A flying saucer lands and a space opossum comes out. He says "TAKE ME TO YOUR COLANDER!".
WYR assume that it was a translation error and the space opossum meant something else, or immediately take him to your colander as requested?
Shame is something I definitely DON'T have proceeds to sniffs everyfur's butt in this thread :P :P
I shrug and immediately take the trash space possum to my colander, assuming they're interesting in trash and shiny rubbish :)
WYR fart extremely loud in a forest where there's absolutely no person in sight (I mean, did you really fart if there's no one to hear?) OR let rip a silent fart inside a cramped full elevator where no one will know you did it, but you'll relish in the snugness that comes from knowing those people will stew in your scents?