NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but everytime you ride one, it turns into a Pennyfarthing after 5 seconds.

I wish I could own a pet lizard.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but you are the lizard

I wish I had a space station in every solar system

 

[DarkFox319]

Granted, you own the them but can never visit them.

I wish I could use kungfu

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but you can only do a very rare type of KungFu designed for meditation purposes only.

I wish I could go see the terracotta army

 

[DarkFox319]

Granted, but you are now one of the terracotta soldiers.

I wish to own a chocolate factory

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it is inside a sknks colon

I wish I could tell jokes

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but they turn out to be so funny that everyone dies laughing when you tell one.

I wish I could sleep longer

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but the moment you put it in your mouth @metatherat eats it

is in @Wuff-Wuff's mouth, with hind legs poking out
muffled Upon reflection, I probably should have eaten it before he put it in his mouth....

Granted, but they turn out to be so funny that everyone dies laughing when you tell one.

I wish I could sleep longer

You can, but the sleep contains potassium benzoate. That's bad.

I wish I lived with a cat that could talk and had a sassy personality.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Muffled by a ratty presence in my mouth

Mmpfh Gwanted, bufft the cat can ownly tawlk Norwegdshen~

I wiwsh I cwould flwy!

 

[metatherat]

You can, but it's because you have been transformed into a bat. A baseball bat. With wings.

I wish I could speak Norwegian.... so I could talk with my sassy cat.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted owo but the cat is getting rather hungry....

I wish I could chase a sassy cat around the garden :D

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted but you both run in circles never catching it stopping only to throw up every hoie

I wish I could walk on lava

 

[metatherat]

I wish I could walk on lava

OK, you can! Under no circumstances should you, mind you. In fact, this was a really easy wish, nothing really needed to change :3

I wish I had an assistant to grant wishes, so I can just lounge in a rat-genie-hammock :3

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but he always gets the wishes mixed up, causing you to have a PR nightmare.

I wish I was a piano virtuoso

 

[MooseHorns237]

Granted, but you have to practice for years (decades?), for at least four hours a day just to not lose your skills (I know people like this, lol)

I wish I could get a drivers license easier and car insurance wasn't so expensive.

 

[metatherat]

I wish I could get a drivers license easier and car insurance wasn't so expensive.

Okay! However, the driver's license is someone else's license you found on the street, and the car insurance now isn't so expensive, it's even more expensive!

I wish everyone could ride giant rats everywhere instead of relying on cars.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but the giant rats soon realise that the ones who use them for transport are much more squishy and breakable than their huge sharp rodent teeth (Viva la revolución!)

I wish we could all hang out IRL during a holiday :'3 (preferably at Lenago's place)

 

[metatherat]

I wish we could all hang out IRL during a holiday :'3 (preferably at Lenago's place)

Okay, we can! But it turns out that @Lenago's house is so full of pantry rats that there is barely room for anyone else :3

I wish the IRL holiday was Furry Day, a day when everyone is a furry, even the people who aren't one normally :3

 

[Lenago]

I wish the IRL holiday was Furry Day, a day when everyone is a furry, even the people who aren't one normally :3

Granted, but the holiday always lands on Sunday, so its a wasted day off.

I wish THAT YOU LOT WOULD GET OUT OF MY DING DONG PANTRY!!

 

[fairylynx]

Granted, but we're now all in your kitchen

I wish I could have a sewing machine!