NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but the bees sting your tongue everytime you taste it

I wish I had a tree house

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it moos like a cow

I wish I had a tree house

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but its really high up, so high that no one wants to climb and come see how awesomely youve decorated it.

I wish I could be forever young

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, you are born every day

I wish I could hop on water

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted but only when its a small puddle

I wish I was at Woodstock 1969

 

[metatherat]

I wish I was at Woodstock 1969

Granted, but these time travel shenaningans result in a timeline where Biff gets the sports almanac again.

I wish I, Meta, had the sports almanac instead. I could use it for nest materials :3

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but it's made out of very uncomfortable material.

I still wish Meta had a nice nest though!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but there is never any yogurt

I wish I had a pet chameleon

 

[Mambi]

I wish I had a pet chameleon

That was granted last week. Didn't you notice him?

I wish I could make anyone fall in love with me with merely a kiss.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but they never stop kissing

I wish I had a longer tongue

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but you can't move it.

I wish Id never get head aches!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, now you sneeze every 5 minutes

I wish I could pick locks

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but they all turn into noses that you have to pick.

I wish I could stop sneezing ha~chu

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, now you have headaches twice a day

I wish I could have my warren smell like lilacs allnday

 

[metatherat]

Okay, it does, but that's because it's infested with anthro lilacs.

I wish all movies had rat characters from now on

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but all they do are scurry eating food

I wish it would taste like chocolate

 

[metatherat]

It does! But it's Hershey.

I wish they had not discontinued that one specific cheese I liked

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it tastes like chocolate

I wish I could go on a cruise

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted, but there was a bit of an error on the order and you got yourself a cruise missile instead. Enjoy terrifying your neighbours.

I wish to be even more Autistic. o3o

 

[fairylynx]

Granted, but you have to spin the thread from cotton you grew and proccess and then weave it all into cloth with a loom -- Then you can use the sewing machine!

I wish I could actually have ears that swivel.

(Not part of the game but) Omg I'd actually love that because I'm obsessed w textiles >:)