The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Ravofox]

Out comes SKUNK TRANSFORMATION POTION, odd, also the vending machine rhino transforms into a skunk. Maybe he saw the light, and realized skunk IS the way

I insert @Cinderpelt to see what happens (probably nobody has inserted them yet, but everyone has been already!)

Out comes @Cinderpelt with...his pelt all cindered Gosh, something's burning in there, the machine's too overheated from all the preceding paradox and craziness!!

Inserts a fire extinguisher

 

[Cinderpelt]

Out comes @Cinderpelt with...his pelt all cindered Gosh, something's burning in there, the machine's too overheated from all the preceding paradox and craziness!!

Inserts a fire extinguisher

Meheheheheheh Why I can cinder the cinder on my pelt! :3 why don't you say the trouble and just torn into a ash of cinder will ya?

 

[Spilo]

Meheheheheheh Why I can cinder the cinder on my pelt! :3 why don't you say the trouble and just torn into a ash of cinder will ya?

You didn't insert anything into the machine :O And made the vending machine paradox even WORSE :O :O

Luckily we can solve that by inserting a bit of your non-cindered pelt, hehehe

 

[Ravofox]

You didn't insert anything into the machine :O And made the vending machine paradox even WORSE :O :O

Luckily we can solve that by inserting a bit of your non-cindered pelt, hehehe

Out comes a certificate saying the vending machine is back to full working order, wooooooooo!!!

Inserts a letter saying "good machine"

 

[Faust]

Out comes a photo of a dog wagging its tail.

I insert a token from the local amusement arcade.

 

[Ravofox]

Out comes a photo of a dog wagging its tail.

I insert a token from the local amusement arcade.

Out comes a toucan...I think the machine's a little confused, still adjusting

Inserts a bat which flew right at my window the other night... seriously, it was amazing!!

 

[Spilo]

Inserts a bat which flew right at my window the other night... seriously, it was amazing!!

The bat is obviously not pleased with being introduced into a vending machine without its permission

So out comes GUANO and straight onto your face from the vending machine, yuck! :P

I insert the last remaining wiping towels into the machine, to clean it