The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Ravofox]

Out comes SKUNK TRANSFORMATION POTION, odd, also the vending machine rhino transforms into a skunk. Maybe he saw the light, and realized skunk IS the way

I insert @Cinderpelt to see what happens (probably nobody has inserted them yet, but everyone has been already!)

Out comes @Cinderpelt with...his pelt all cindered Gosh, something's burning in there, the machine's too overheated from all the preceding paradox and craziness!!

Inserts a fire extinguisher

 

[Cinderpelt]

Out comes @Cinderpelt with...his pelt all cindered Gosh, something's burning in there, the machine's too overheated from all the preceding paradox and craziness!!

Inserts a fire extinguisher

Meheheheheheh Why I can cinder the cinder on my pelt! :3 why don't you say the trouble and just torn into a ash of cinder will ya?

 

[Spilo]

Meheheheheheh Why I can cinder the cinder on my pelt! :3 why don't you say the trouble and just torn into a ash of cinder will ya?

You didn't insert anything into the machine :O And made the vending machine paradox even WORSE :O :O

Luckily we can solve that by inserting a bit of your non-cindered pelt, hehehe

 

[Ravofox]

You didn't insert anything into the machine :O And made the vending machine paradox even WORSE :O :O

Luckily we can solve that by inserting a bit of your non-cindered pelt, hehehe

Out comes a certificate saying the vending machine is back to full working order, wooooooooo!!!

Inserts a letter saying "good machine"

 

[Faust]

Out comes a photo of a dog wagging its tail.

I insert a token from the local amusement arcade.

 

[Ravofox]

Out comes a photo of a dog wagging its tail.

I insert a token from the local amusement arcade.

Out comes a toucan...I think the machine's a little confused, still adjusting

Inserts a bat which flew right at my window the other night... seriously, it was amazing!!

 

[Spilo]

Inserts a bat which flew right at my window the other night... seriously, it was amazing!!

The bat is obviously not pleased with being introduced into a vending machine without its permission

So out comes GUANO and straight onto your face from the vending machine, yuck! :P

I insert the last remaining wiping towels into the machine, to clean it

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a vending machine mouse, who is wearing the towel as a scarf.

I insert a smol smol red cape.

 

[Mambi]

Out comes a tiny spec of dust floating erratically somehow. Looking closer with a miroscope, you see a tiny flying glowing microbe wearing the super smol smol cape, lifting the dust spec to the astonishment of the other mere ordinary microbes having absorbed the spilled potions on the material from the clumsy mad alchemist rat. Gentlefurs, I give you the origin story of...the great..."MEGA-MICRO", the strongest microbe ever to exist. FEAR THEM/THEY!!!

(them/they for what is gender to a microbe? Like literally...do they even have them? Screw it, funny joke either way...<shrugs>)


I insert my litter box contents, because I want the microbes to have a nice home to grow that they'd enjoy...plus I'm lazy and it's heavy to carry around.

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a cat diaper :P

I insert myself, because a cat was glaring at me :P

 

[Spilo]

Out comes a cat diaper :P

Eww! :P

I insert myself, because a cat was glaring at me :P

Out comes a well fumigated rodent, because you interrupted a bunch of vending machine skunks as they where in the middle of their vending machine meal when you inserted yourself in.

I insert, uh, deodorizer... like, a BIG deodorizer cough!

 

[Marius Merganser]

Out comes a colorful collection of scented candles.

I insert sliced pineapples.

 

[Cinderpelt]

@metatherat come running out taring through the COUCH "NOOOOOO NOT THE COUCH!"

I shall insert a Virus that makes the Vending Machine spawn in a slime ball every time you say "Hot-Dog" mehehehhehehehehehhehehe

 

[Spilo]

I shall insert a Virus that makes the Vending Machine spawn in a slime ball every time you say "Hot-Dog" mehehehhehehehehehhehehe

Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Hot-Dog

What? I like my slime balls :P

I insert a feather out of @Marius Merganser