Fortunately, unfortunately

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately Windys doesn't use sexy bunnies as mascots

 

[Faust]

Fortunately, PreyBoy magazine does.

 

[Yakamaru]

Unfortunately the amount of prey with predator ships is off the charts.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Fortunately us bunnies like to strip

 

[Faust]

Fortunately us bunnies like to strip

Unfortunately, so do predators - strip the skin from your flesh and leave you dangling upside down for your friends to find, that is!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Fortunately I have some powerful friends to protect me

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately, those friends are only powerful at Nintendo.

 

[Spilo]

Fortunately, the 666 (oooo devil number, satanic oooo) post opens a portal of demons who gladly help out instead

 

[Faust]

Unfortunately, the number of the beast is actually 616, which was this one.

Fortunately this forum is +18 so we told someone else... like its mum or something, to take care of it until it becomes of age :3

So what you actually get are knock-off Ali Express demons that aren't much good for anything.

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately, you can always repeat to yourself that the Ali Express demons were cheap so you didn't really make that bad a decision, until you eventually start to believe it and order even more knock-off Ali Express demons.