Unfortunately all that shire-weed make it so they give terrible heartburn to dragons.
Fortunately, unfortunately
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Unfortunately you as the universe...are now literally stoned, as several rocks stick to your outer scales.
Unfortunately there was also a planet amongst the asteroids, and the inhabitants, after many many years of not realising this, are angry after finding out that they had worshiped his loin region rather than something more prestigious, like his head or such.
Fortunately they meet a professor of ancient religion who explains to them that LOTS of cults worshipped phallic objects, for example the Roman Cult of Priapus, so there's no reason to be ashamed.
Unfortunately, they take offense after being called a "cult". "By the great double spheres of the protruding holy mountain, we are a religion!" They shout in anger!
Fortunately, they come to realize how much fun you can have as a phallic-object worshiping cult: throwing sacrifices down a pit of antique dildos, chanting Latin words ominously (really easy, since they all know Latin already and all) while holding up pinups of naked gods, etc.
Unfortunately this phallus obsession creates mysogonistic problems and penis-envy among the ladies, causing Xenomund Freud to convice everyone that they want to bone their mother or something.